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kishasub -> RE: Fart Domination (1/6/2007 4:11:55 PM)
Rofl i bought my 2 fart putty for christmas they thought they were hilarious but there males and love having fart competions-spelt that wrong doh- My foster mum raised me with the saying men fart and ladies pass wind and ladies NEVER fart anywhere but the bathroom she used to get so cross if a female farted in places where others could hear/smell it was so funny. ML on the other hand tells me if people dont fart there explode specially after eating sprouts lol. i'm off to my bed ni ni A/all [:)]

TemptingNviceSub -> RE: Fart Domination (1/6/2007 8:51:57 PM)
When I blow the wee gentle wind all you smell from me is[sm=flowers.gif].....Tempting

mnottertail -> RE: Fart Domination (1/6/2007 8:55:04 PM)
That's the bitch I want, the one that blows flowers out her ass......... Mr. O'Banion

velvetears -> RE: Fart Domination (1/6/2007 9:01:27 PM)
Any dom who practices fart domination on me is going to get roman shower submission from me lol

Royalton -> RE: Fart Domination (1/6/2007 11:18:54 PM)
Strange nobody mentioned the Dutch Oven yet

akbarbarian -> RE: Fart Domination (1/7/2007 12:08:19 AM)
One of my exes used to blow a fart at me sometimes before I stuck my cock in her ass especially if she wasn't really in the mood. Would you call that topping from the "bottom"? Not that I let a little breeze stand between me and an ass fuck.

MstrssScarlet -> RE: Fart Domination (1/7/2007 12:22:35 AM)
OMG...How did I miss this thread?! The joking around with Squeakers reminds me of a story my husband once told me. He was walking his grandmother down the isle at his brother's wedding. Well, every time she took a step, she would 'squeak'. My husband did his very best to keep a straight face and apparently his grandmother either didn't know how much noise she was making or just didn't care. After the wedding, everyone started chewing my husband out and asking him "Damn, couldn't you have just held it?" Mistress Scarlet

MstrssScarlet -> RE: Fart Domination (1/7/2007 12:28:38 AM)
My ex definitely practiced 'fart dominance'. He seemed to take great delight in waiting until everyone had piled into the car and then letting off one of those silent but deadly farts. As soon as the smell would hit me, I would look over at him (through the tears of course) and there would be a big grin on his face. No warning or anything! He could have AT LEAST opened the window! Mistress Scarlet

TemptingNviceSub -> RE: Fart Domination (1/7/2007 6:09:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail That's the bitch I want, the one that blows flowers out her ass......... Mr. O'Banion LOL...well mnotter....the biiitchhh is baaackkk!...[sm=hello.gif][sm=flowers.gif]...Tempting

CreativeDominant -> RE: Fart Domination (1/8/2007 7:30:25 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TemptingNviceSub When I blow the wee gentle wind all you smell from me is[sm=flowers.gif].....Tempting Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....huhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh[8\|]

CelticPrince -> RE: Fart Domination (1/8/2007 10:29:04 AM)
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