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mnottertail -> RE: removal of clitoris (12/23/2006 8:37:52 PM)

OK, folks....one time offer--- I will flense you of your bleeding clitoris, bereft you of it with the sharpest wilckonson sword steel available, tan it with the most technologically sound chromium/tannic solutions available to man today, ensconce it upon a  filligreed parchment of the finest native Minnesota birch decoupged to a felt backing with  and engraved wish of your choice for your loved one in 24 karat gold leaf lettering not to exceed 17 total letter all for the princlely sum of only 149.95 plus tax, shipping and handling........

Ron (THE clitoris company)

Act now and you will recieve a coupon for a free anal wash and bleaching in the latest one step process.

Laser treatements coming in the spring of 07......watch for advertisments



mistoferin -> RE: removal of clitoris (12/23/2006 8:51:28 PM)

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

OK, folks....one time offer--- I will flense you of your bleeding clitoris, bereft you of it with the sharpest wilckonson sword steel available, tan it with the most technologically sound chromium/tannic solutions available to man today, ensconce it upon a  filligreed parchment of the finest native Minnesota birch decoupged to a felt backing with  and engraved wish of your choice for your loved one in 24 karat gold leaf lettering not to exceed 17 total letter all for the princlely sum of only 149.95 plus tax, shipping and handling........

Ron (THE clitoris company)

Act now and you will recieve a coupon for a free anal wash and bleaching in the latest one step process.

Laser treatements coming in the spring of 07......watch for advertisments



LMAO Ron

Before I place my order can you answer a few questions?
Does it cost extra for us fat, ugly cows? I would be willing to opt for 14K and only 4 letters (OOPS!) if it would keep the cost down.
Also, if I go with you for the removal of the clitoris and Petruchio for the removal of the frontal lobe....can you brain tan it instead of the chromium stuff?

If you do it with a potato peeler you could call yourself Ron Po-peel [sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif]



mnottertail -> RE: removal of clitoris (12/23/2006 9:15:06 PM)


Does it cost extra for us fat, ugly cows?

The knife don't care what it look like.

I would be willing to opt for 14K and only 4 letters (OOPS!) if it would keep the cost down.
At the very moment you lose your clit, those sort of options are gone. By the way, nobody has ever got much more than 4 letters before they passed out, so the 17 letter thing is kind of a come on gimmick anyway.

Also, if I go with you for the removal of the clitoris and Petruchio for the removal of the frontal lobe....can you brain tan it instead of the chromium stuff?

Yes, but there is an exptra shipping and handling back and forth that you would be responsible for, and not quoted in the base price.

Oh, the Ron Popiel thing?  I was using rustoleum on my head long before that fucker was setting and forgetting..........


Ron NoPeel




SweetSarijane -> RE: removal of clitoris (12/23/2006 9:17:37 PM)

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ORIGINAL: mistoferin



If you do it with a potato peeler you could call yourself Ron Po-peel [sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif]



OMG!!! ROFLMFAO!! I damn near peed myself...too funny.



mistoferin -> RE: removal of clitoris (12/23/2006 9:22:59 PM)

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail
I was using rustoleum on my head


OMG...I suddenly understand you Ron[;)].



mnottertail -> RE: removal of clitoris (12/23/2006 9:28:38 PM)

Well, thats what were after here isnt it?  One day, each to their own time, enlightenment comes to us all, that is the hope at any rate.
Ron 



AGORANTE -> RE: removal of clitoris (12/24/2006 5:34:35 PM)

This posting almost certainly is a spoof. But in reality stranger things happen.

I knew a girl this last year who had had her guy put rings in her nipples. Not those cute little rings, but big rings suitable for a cow's nose. He didn't seem to know much about sterile fields. Her left breast got infected. I know this is true because for our first date she asked me to saw off those rings. She missed our second date because she was in the hospital. She's Ok now but her left teat has a lot of scar tissue.

One of the classic ways to demonstrate submission is amputation. Consider the Yakuza. Or consider the recent movie "Boxing Helena". Then there's the Brit who advertised for someone to eat. He (the eater) and the responder to the ad (the eatee) sat down and cut pieces off of him while he bled to death.

The clown who started this thread is probably not for real but don't fool yourself, the real world is stranger and sicker than most of us can imagine. 



MasterRocky -> RE: removal of clitoris (12/26/2006 7:39:01 PM)

[image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m26.gif[/image]bend over for this one you need it!



fingerman075 -> RE: removal of clitoris (12/27/2006 5:19:30 AM)

they do this over seas,but while there very young,do not do this there are other ways aroung it .dont you know abot ,i dont know how big her clit is but if its not too big use suchion cup too make very large then put a very small rubberband on her clit dont cut it off,you cant go back and sew it back on,it just dont work like that,and over seas they remove the clitor skin ,you say your into very hard bondage but ill bet a $100.i can get her too squit,with out using my dick or my dam fingers but a few other tools you never even think of,open up you mind



afeathr -> RE: removal of clitoris (12/27/2006 7:24:18 AM)

I wasn't going to respond to this, but after watching it for going on nearly two weeks now I just can't believe how much effort and energy has been put in to a bull**** post to begin with.  Wow.

I will say, however, that Ron has saved the day again.  Too funny!



NaiveTempest -> RE: removal of clitoris (12/28/2006 3:24:42 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

Another one who joins, and on the same day post something crazy........

In the UK at least, there is a law against female circumcision my dear - I expect Australia would have the same/similar. In that case, it matters not what consent she might have given (its legally impossible to consent to an offence), and you would go to jail, where you would likely experience a long lack of orgasms yourself since you would be Bubba's bitch for the next few years and responsible only for his.

E




LMAO. E is most definately correct. And if being Bubba's bitch and not getting those lovely orgasms you're so quick to deny your slave gets to be a problem, my aunt is a prison counselor who might be willing to help you. Though, knowing her, she would have been the one to suggest you to Bubba in the first place!
Please let this be a joke, otherwise.....I can't even go into otherwise....I try not to wish harm to others, but sub or not, I'd be willing to pay to get in line and whip your ass!



nepahouseslave -> RE: removal of clitoris (12/28/2006 3:36:46 PM)

Funny how no one really seems to object to penectomy or castration, however when the tables are turned on the female anatomy every screams STOP



BlackKnight -> RE: removal of clitoris (12/28/2006 3:46:08 PM)

I get vocal about castration!  I think it shouldn't be done volunterially!  It should only be done to pedaphiles, and men who think my arse is for their pleasure, and I'll castrate them myself!  Now as far as the clit..piercings are the limit, that and biting, No removal! Should be outlawed!  It's a wonderful means to torture.



ditz -> RE: removal of clitoris (12/29/2006 2:44:48 AM)

After working in Africa this summer, this was one of those things that shocked us most over there... some tribes believe in this proceedure to be offputting for a girl to stray from the tribe, or have a relationship with a man, other than the man she is to marry etc, its completely illegal over there, therefore i imagine, it is here too and christ... whatever you do.. dont do it yourself, you're only asking for trouble! i really couldnt believe it when i saw this topic here! i apologise to this poster for my clear lack of open mindedness on the subject, but darlin, in my opinion thats wrong!



BlkTallFullfig -> RE: removal of clitoris (12/29/2006 6:43:30 AM)

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ORIGINAL: nepahouseslave
Funny how no one really seems to object to penectomy or castration, however when the tables are turned on the female anatomy every screams STOP
Not true!   I don't usually post here, but I always object to castration and penectomies!   I've always discouraged it from the men emailing/talking to me desiring that as a fantasy, because frankly, what a waste, and if I wanted someone without a penis in the first place, I'd pick a girl.     M



Phoenix2raven -> RE: removal of clitoris (12/29/2006 7:47:58 AM)

I smell a troll. If you are realy  thinking of cutting her clit off I can do a lobotomy on you for free. 



pinkkeith -> RE: removal of clitoris (12/29/2006 11:26:06 AM)

I haven't posted in here since I'm against any genital cutting, but I don't want to judge those with different opinons then my own. This is very real and does happen.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_genital_cutting

I would advice not doing this yourself and of course not against her wishes.



kateindenver -> RE: removal of clitoris (1/7/2007 12:34:54 AM)

Wow! i will make you  a deal. You let me put a locking  chastity belt on you for a year and then i will 
de penisyou and help you get rid all that useless  piece of meet between your legs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



MLskajira -> RE: removal of clitoris (1/7/2007 9:09:58 AM)

you sick, sorry bastard.
this girl is glad her Master is not so extreme, if He was, then He would NOT be her Master.
if your girlfriend/slave wants to have her clit removed then you should make an appointment at the dr.'s to have it surgically done.
if she does NOT wish this for herself, then this girl hopes the athorities get involved NOW.



thornhappy -> RE: removal of clitoris (1/7/2007 12:26:50 PM)

geez, i just figured the OP read (too many times) "execution of the terrorist housewives".... 



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