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sweetnurseBBW -> RE: why you should swallow (12/9/2006 6:33:25 AM)

Who knew I was being polite by swallowing? LOL You learn something everyday.[;)]




diamonddreamlove -> RE: why you should swallow (12/9/2006 6:37:04 AM)

So if spitting is unladylike what about dribbling from the sides of the mouth? 




sweetnurseBBW -> RE: why you should swallow (12/9/2006 7:04:50 AM)

Hmmm thinking that might be unpolite also. [;)] 




BRNaughtyAngel -> RE: why you should swallow (12/9/2006 7:37:14 AM)

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ORIGINAL: MmakeMme

Oh great.

Please do ~not~ tell my Sir abou the above post. He will come up with an unpleasant task for me ........................................................


Ahahahahaha this happens to me too.  Words start coming outta my mouth when I'm talking to Him and as I'm speaking, I start thinking "SHUT UP" because I just know his mind is coming up with some way to torment me with what I just shared!  [:D][&:]

Oh and this lady never spits! [:)]   Thanks OP for the link!




MmakeMme -> RE: why you should swallow (12/9/2006 8:58:45 AM)

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ORIGINAL: BRNaughtyAngel

Ahahahahaha this happens to me too.  Words start coming outta my mouth when I'm talking to Him and as I'm speaking, I start thinking "SHUT UP" because I just know his mind is coming up with some way to torment me with what I just shared!  [:D][&:]



And to think the only revenge is to do it well and with apparent relish.

Which also backfires.

~sigh~




LotusSong -> RE: why you should swallow (12/9/2006 9:42:40 AM)

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ORIGINAL: tbearinspokane





Will Semen Make Me Fat?
Although cum may look creamy and opaque, it contains very little fat, and few calories. One teaspoon of cum contains about 5 calories, and the average ejaculation produces about a tablespoon of semen, for a total of 15 calories. Because of the sugars in seminal fluid, we'd guess that it has a few carbohydrates, but considering the relatively small volume of semen per "serving" we'd guess the total amount to be negligible.
Given that cum is a high-protein, low-carb snack, you'd think the Atkins Diet people would be all over it by now. Plus, when you factor in the calories expended in performing oral sex, chances are you're burning off much more than you're consuming. The only way that swallowing during a blow job will make you fat is if you cover your lover's dick with whipped cream and chocolate syrup.



 
 
 

 


I think this is one instance were the male wouldn't mind if his female got a bit chubby :)




Lordandmaster -> RE: why you should swallow (12/9/2006 9:55:19 AM)

No way.  Swallow AND THEN hit the elliptical.




gooddogbenji -> RE: why you should swallow (12/9/2006 10:03:54 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Lordandmaster

No way.  Swallow AND THEN hit the elliptical.


Is "Hitting the elliptical" another word for a second blowjob?

Yours,


benji




LotusSong -> RE: why you should swallow (12/9/2006 12:05:04 PM)

It's as easy as swallowing snot.
                       
                                                              ...... somebody elses snot.
 
 
WEG :) (the above statement wil play on your minds for the rest of your lives!!!!!
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmwhahahahahahahaha




whisperedsighs -> RE: why you should swallow (12/9/2006 12:10:34 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Lordandmaster

All right, I take it back.  Let's convince the chicks that swallowing cum is beneficial to their health.


I didn't need to think this to swallow in the first place. 




Aileen68 -> RE: why you should swallow (12/9/2006 12:19:22 PM)

I was under the impression that if the dom wants you to swallow, then you swallow.




ownedgirlie -> RE: why you should swallow (12/9/2006 12:20:49 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Aileen68

I was under the impression that if the dom wants you to swallow, then you swallow.

That was my understanding of it.




LotusSong -> RE: why you should swallow (12/9/2006 12:24:12 PM)

We can put a man on the moon... explore Mars and yet NONE of these geniouses can make cum taste like chocolate!




BRNaughtyAngel -> RE: why you should swallow (12/9/2006 1:07:04 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LotusSong

It's as easy as swallowing snot.
                       
                                                              ...... somebody elses snot.
 
 
WEG :) (the above statement wil play on your minds for the rest of your lives!!!!!
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmwhahahahahahahaha



You're evil, just plain evil..!!  [sm=evil.gif]

Why do I have the desire to go brush my teeth and take a hefty slug of Listerine?! [sm=brush.gif]




ownedgirlie -> RE: why you should swallow (12/9/2006 1:35:23 PM)

I love the taste of my Master.   In the past I have not liked the various flavors at all, however.

In reading this thread, I wonder - how would women feel or respond if men were constantly telling us how they hate the taste of our pussies and just wanted to spit us out or brush their teeth after oral activity with us.  In my past, I have had men cum just from enjoying my flavor, and yet one man got up, went to the bathroom and rinsed out his mouth.  I was horrified, hurt, and insulted.  He later said he always does that, and was surprised at my reaction.

Maybe men in general just have thicker skin?




MmakeMme -> RE: why you should swallow (12/9/2006 1:43:06 PM)

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ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lordandmaster

No way.  Swallow AND THEN hit the elliptical.


Is "Hitting the elliptical" another word for a second blowjob?

Yours,


benji



~in hysterics~




MmakeMme -> RE: why you should swallow (12/9/2006 1:47:15 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LotusSong

It's as easy as swallowing snot.
                       
                                                              ...... somebody elses snot.
 
 
WEG :) (the above statement wil play on your minds for the rest of your lives!!!!!
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmwhahahahahahahaha



That was evil. Just plain evil. You realize you just earned me some punishment, don't you? It is ~very~ unbecoming for One's sub to gag when He is ... uh ... bestowing His most precious gift.

Oooooooookkkkkkkkk ... now I'll be gagging ~and~ laughing.




Quivver -> RE: why you should swallow (12/9/2006 1:50:38 PM)

And to think I had to learn to spit................




FelinePersuasion -> RE: why you should swallow (12/9/2006 2:12:31 PM)

good thing I don't care about being proper then.

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ORIGINAL: eyesopened

Healthy or not, spitting is just plain un-ladylike and proper ladies should never spit! *grin*




marieToo -> RE: why you should swallow (12/9/2006 2:19:30 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LotusSong

It's as easy as swallowing snot.
                       
                                                              ...... somebody elses snot.
 
 
WEG :) (the above statement wil play on your minds for the rest of your lives!!!!!
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmwhahahahahahahaha



lmaoo...this is funny to me, because I have always thought of it as the consistency of mucus.  Thats exactly what it makes me think of and it always has.






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