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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 12/10/2006 8:33:05 PM

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I like the one with Calvin (from Calvin & Hobbs): Heaven doesn't want me and Hell's afraid I'll take over. I've got an attitude.

Others:
I used up all my sick days, so I called in dead.
Don't piss me off. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
Awww Ralph, that's just sick! (pic of a cow BBQing hamburger patties)

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 12/11/2006 5:42:56 AM

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I just found an old one in storage. The front is blank and the back says "STOP FOLLOWING ME!"

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 12/11/2006 7:22:23 AM

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Saw one the other day- "Silence is Golden, but Duct Tape is Silver." I called Sir and left a voicemail, I thought is was so good. He went back the next day, but couldn't find it.

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 12/11/2006 7:22:50 AM

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ORIGINAL: Missokyst
What are some funny shirt sayings you have seen?

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 12/11/2006 10:11:43 AM

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I saw one online - black with white writting:

ASS
the other vagina

Cute, but I doubt I'd wear it in public

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 12/11/2006 11:15:52 AM

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Front: "You're just like my Dog.."
Back: "What he don't fuck up, he backs up and shits on"

these also got approved by the Dementia QC panel:
http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=691
http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=833
http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=762
http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=719
and this Sigh, was suggested for my personal daily wear:
http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=599

...that is just wrong!

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 12/11/2006 11:52:50 AM

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LMAO.

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 12/11/2006 1:51:50 PM

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'One by on the penguins steal my sanity'

'You're only jealous 'cause the voices talk to me'

Biker T-Shirt (on the back)- 'If you can read this, the bitch has fallen off!

lol...the list goes on!

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 12/11/2006 4:40:36 PM

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LOL.. we gave the penguins one to a friend of ours. It really suited him!
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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 12/12/2006 1:46:50 AM

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"Don't sweat the petty, pet the sweaty"

"I've been bad"

"Can we bring her?"

"everything I like is either illegal, illmoral, or fatening"

"sorry I missed church, but I was becoming a lesbian and studying witchcraft."

"sorry they don't talk"

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 12/12/2006 1:49:24 AM

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LOL, they don't? Are you sure??? I'm absolutely certain I've heard a few speak to me at one time or another

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 12/12/2006 2:37:27 AM

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My personal favorite, (and I know it's going to torque more than a few folks off lol) :

"Male doms are just in it for the blow jobs"

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 12/12/2006 2:46:28 AM

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How are you this early morning hour? I am quite sure they do not talk. LOL.

"life is not a spectator sport. how about a little hands on babe?"

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 12/12/2006 11:01:00 AM

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Gives her a big hug, and kisses her pretty red curls.
Mild case of insomnia. My fave T-shirt is "I'm Big, you're small...have a nice day

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 12/12/2006 1:51:51 PM

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"sorry I missed church, but I was becoming a lesbian and studying witchcraft."

ROTFL.
One of the best I ever saw was a sillouette of someone dancing by a fire- the caption
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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 12/12/2006 2:14:57 PM

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A very large man I'm guessing 350 was wearing a bright neon green shirt with "I beat anorexia"

My other favorite "Come to the dark side.....we have beer"

I also LOVE love love those "how to train your bitch" T-shirts. It had either a Dom/sub, Domme/sub male or Domme/sub female on it. There are commands like beg, roll over, bad girl!

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 12/12/2006 2:30:27 PM

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& all this time
I've been eating them plain!

Pussy ... the other white meat.

I don't want a woman with good taste ...
I want a woman who tastes good.

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 12/12/2006 2:33:04 PM

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Favorite T-shirt i've seen so far was on one of my co-workers. in itty bitty tiny writting on the chest so that you have to get really close to read it, it says "nosey little fucker aren't you?"

The one I bought this weekend is " Good Girls are just bad girls that haven't been caught"

Sir bought one that says " I believe in Traditional Marraige. 1 Master, 1 slave"

My boss wears one often that says " Carefully disguised as a Responsible Adult"

Bar shirt I used to wear said " You're boyfriend says Hi" and i wore my " I love your boyfriend" sox with it *S*

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 12/12/2006 11:00:25 PM

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I have one that says:
Front: Who needs big tits
Back: When you have an ass like this

also I like "I taught your boyfriend that think you like"

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RE: Funny T-shirt sayings - 12/12/2006 11:17:45 PM

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I have a few new ones
Lead me not into Temptation, I can find it myself thanks
I am not trying to be difficult, it just comes naturally
Caffiene Marines: The few , the proud, the caffienated
Respect my Peeps with a picture of 3 marshmallow chicks on the front
And my favorite: Youll regret reading this teesirt when the sketch artists asks you to describe my face

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