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Saratov -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (12/13/2006 11:20:56 AM)

Nice looking radio on the front, underneath it says: "I'm perfectly adjusted.  Don't play with the knobs."



Missokyst -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (12/13/2006 1:12:48 PM)

LOL.. ok, I just saw the best one.
A really busty girl was wearing it.  She had those kind of hypnotizing spirals on the front and underneath it said:
"Mezmerizing, aren't they?"

Kyst



yourcybermaster -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (12/28/2006 12:13:46 AM)

I have these:
Front: Army Bomb Disposal Team, Back: If I pass you, RUN!
I'm so horny, even YOU have a chance
Man in Tank saying 'to the pub!'
Green t with Irish typeface saying 'the leprechauns made me wear it'
Front: Official London Shopper T shirt
Back: When the going gets tough, the tough go shopping'
Does my bum look big in this?
Who's the Daddy?
Hope you like em!



socalbbwsub -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (12/28/2006 3:47:48 AM)

I used to work at a junior high and I couldnt believe that one of the students was allowed to wear a shirt that read, "Your girlfriend sucks"



MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (12/28/2006 6:20:26 AM)

I saw two cute T-shirts worn by a couple on an airport shuttle bus.  The Woman's said "The Boss" and the man's said "Yes, Dear." 
 
Lady Topaz



MaamKerry -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (12/28/2006 1:28:05 PM)

the best or is that breast one i have seen says in big red letters accross the boobs "MY FACE IS 18 inchs HIGHER"



CalliopePurple -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (12/28/2006 1:33:27 PM)

I got two for Christmas, in addition to the one I already have.

Pink with black writing - Oh, crap, you're gonna try and cheer me up, aren't you?
Black with white writing - My imaginary friend says I have mental problems.
White with blue writing - Good girl with bad intentions.



dskittyn22 -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (12/28/2006 3:02:21 PM)

My favorites are:

"Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together."

"Yes, they are nice."

"Hi. Eat me." (with Happy Bunny pointing to his crotch.)

"Ha! Now you can't see me!" (white print on Camo)

"God's busy. Can I help you?" (with a little devil head)

"My karma ran over your dogma."

and my favorite "I support City Name Sports Team!" (with a little oddly shaped, could be several different things, ball)

[:D] Much love,

~kittyn



CmotDribbler -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (12/29/2006 4:52:03 AM)

I have to regularly display my nerditude with my shirts:

I <3 Hentai (written in Kanji)
Rogues do it from Behind.
Front Shrodinger's cat is Dead, Back: Shrodinger's cat is not dead (wearing it right now actually :D)




FemmeOwner -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (12/29/2006 4:54:08 AM)

Oh, nice!!!!  I LIKE!!!!

<<<plans to run right out to get these once I find a slave, LOL>>>
quote:

ORIGINAL: MysticFireTopaz

I saw two cute T-shirts worn by a couple on an airport shuttle bus.  The Woman's said "The Boss" and the man's said "Yes, Dear." 
 
Lady Topaz



FemmeOwner -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (12/29/2006 4:55:21 AM)

An older fav of mine: When God created man, She was only joking!



DeservingBlkWmn -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (12/29/2006 5:21:22 AM)

My favorite is strictly for in home wear

"Dont just stand there, it's not going to lick itself"



CalliopePurple -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (12/29/2006 1:11:30 PM)

Cmot, how much time do you spend at thinkgeek.com?

And I want that hentai shirt, although I think "hentai" would be in hiragana and not kanji. It annoys me when people use that word to refer to any Japanese writing.



Danver -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (12/29/2006 6:02:58 PM)

My current fave is one with upside-down writting that says "if you can read this please put me back on my barstool"



sassykat -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (12/30/2006 6:18:55 PM)

I have these:
 
     I want attention, just not yours
 
     One with about 40 different types of motorboats on it & 1 sailboat, that says "Be Different"
 
     It's all in the jeans (with a picture of a hot guy with a real tight ass on it)
 
     Does not play well with others (with Pepe le Peu's kitty girlfriend on it)
 
     Do I look naughty (her again with a santa hat on)
 
and this one I found in a teens clothing store
 
     Spank me I've been a bad girl
 
Plus my sister has one that says I'm the cowgirl your mother warned you about!
 
 



DommeChains -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (12/30/2006 6:43:09 PM)

My two favorite tees are:

I'm not bossy.  I just know what you should be doing.
Make a cow happy.....eat a fish today.



Saratov -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (12/31/2006 11:27:22 AM)

Saw a girl wearing one, Front: "Don't hate me because I'm cute..."
                                   Back: "Hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am."



efficaceous -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (12/31/2006 7:20:13 PM)

I have one that says "I am a nice person, come closer." Graphic is a evil looking cat holidng an axe half hidden. 



CandleInTheWind -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (12/31/2006 8:57:51 PM)

i have one that says"


dont hate me becasue Im beautiful,
hate me because your boyfriend wants me!



daredevil865 -> RE: Funny T-shirt sayings (12/31/2006 9:52:58 PM)

Kill them all .....let God sort it out



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