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Breasts and toilet paper - 5/5/2004 11:24:23 PM

MstrMrW

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A married couple are getting ready to have sex one night to celebrate their 10th anniversary. The wife is standing in front of the full length mirrpr contemplating the size of her b cup breasts. She turns to her husband and says " I wish these were a little larger for you darling - can you think of anything I can do to make them grow?" The husband replies "well, why dont you try wiping between them with some toilet paper?" "You really think that will work???" asks the confused wife. "well, look what its done for your ass in the last 10 years" replies the husband.

Needless to say they did not enjoy any sex that night and suprisingly enough, she didnt kill him - he is recovering nicely from all the broken bones

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RE: Breasts and toilet paper - 5/6/2004 3:20:38 AM

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LMAO....I thought it was pretty funny

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RE: Breasts and toilet paper - 5/6/2004 7:28:12 PM

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I thought it was funny too ! :)

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RE: Breasts and toilet paper - 5/8/2004 5:41:11 PM

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OK, No women got made at him for a fat ass jokes? How about a submissive male with fat ass jokes?

A large woman was the super market when her pager went off. A little girl said, "Watch out, Mommy, she's backing up."

A man saw a nother man walking down the isle of a supermarket saying, "Crisco? Crisco?"

When he saw him in the next isle he told him that Crisco is in isle three on the other end of the store.

"No," the second guy said, "Crisco is the pet name I have for my wife when we are in public."

Recognisizing a feeder line in a joke the first guy asked, "What is the pet name in private?"

The second guy said, "Lard Ass."

Now they'll be mad MstrMrW. Aren't you glad I warmed them up for you?

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