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How can I best serve My country? - 2/18/2005 8:39:25 AM

Goodmix

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Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending
her first night in the White House. She has waited so
long........
The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary
says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson
appears...
Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."
"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln
appears...
Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."

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RE: How can I best serve My country? - 2/18/2005 9:36:13 AM

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always a good one, remember hearing it with GHWB Sr, Bill Clinton and Dubya too.

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RE: How can I best serve My country? - 2/18/2005 12:17:12 PM

MadameDahlia

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I first read that one with our current leader as the key figure...

... I laughed until I cried.

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