how "NOT" to approach a Dominant

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michaelOfGeorgia -> how "NOT" to approach a Dominant (12/16/2006 8:47:19 AM)
this thread is meant for humor only and not to be taken seriously...enjoy list ways, terms or actions "NOT" to use when trying to attract or get the attention of a potential Dominant: <example> "WOW, You've got big hands, i bet You could spank two subs at the same time"

RubberWitch -> RE: how "NOT" to approach a Dominant (12/16/2006 9:33:52 AM)
"I love the way that you show how you dominate, by completely ignoring all rules of grammer, and imposing your own will on spelling"

MysticFireTopaz -> RE: how "NOT" to approach a Dominant (12/16/2006 1:54:32 PM)
Here's a very unimpressive introductory e-mail: "Are you going to be home for a while? I noticed that I am right in your area. How would you like it if i came right over, cleaned Your house, and cooked You dinner?" This from someone I didn't know from Adam. As if I am going to let a complete stranger in My house! While having My house cleaned and dinner cooked would be lovely indeed, it would have to be by a submissive I knew very well and trusted, not a total stranger! Lady Topaz

MysticFireTopaz -> RE: how "NOT" to approach a Dominant (12/16/2006 2:15:46 PM)
Another winning strategy is to read the Dominant's profile and what they are looking for, then go on to prove in your introductory letter that you're everything the Dominant is NOT looking for. Here's an example: "Hi there! I know you said you were looking for a mature male 39 - 59. I am only 27, but am very mature for my age and look and act much older. I know that you want someone local or relocatable and not someone just in town for business, but I wanted to let you know that I will be there January 8 - 12 for a training class and it would definitely be worth your while to get to know me anyway as I have a lot to offer. While I am married and I know you don't want a married man, my wife just doesn't understand me. I am frustrated and don't know what to do. I am hoping you will help me. I have no experience, and have no limits, either, so am open to exploring all of the activities you mention in your list of interests. I am very obedient and will do anything you ask. Look forward to hearing from you soon!" In one word, NOT!!!!

michaelOfGeorgia -> RE: how "NOT" to approach a Dominant (12/16/2006 2:18:16 PM)
how about: "greetings, Mistress. i read Your profile and i am everything You're "NOT" looking for...would You be interested in turning me into what You "ARE" looking for?" LOL

DOM68005 -> RE: how "NOT" to approach a Dominant (12/16/2006 3:13:56 PM)
Email actually received as a first communication without a photo from a vanilla web site: quote: Come play with me. Spank me. Have your way with me. What's missing? We could make a game of that here and get several pages of valid answers. I see nothing about the individual person. Nothing about their kink or lack of kink. Nothing (including the email handle) tells me if they were male or female. What city they live in or near. =============== I forgot to mention: I had not been back to that site for months. I did read later of some entrapment cases in Tennessee. ================== On a kink personals website, I have seen a trend of women advertising they just want to *uck without any indication of D/s activity knowledge or interest. IMO, they should have stuck to the vanilla sister site of the one that I am thinking of.

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