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Termyn8or -> RE: Telemarketer (12/26/2006 11:45:26 AM)
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I thought I was good. Damn !
I did a pretty good one not too long ago. They called from a dating service ! I had alot of fun. Being slightly inebriated at the time I was really upfront and honest about certain things. For example "Do you have any girls that like to get tied up ?".
I kept Time-Life records on the phone for a couple of hours looking for an obscure unreleased Hank Williams Sr song, a Christian song. After a while I said "Oh shit, hang on, my dog just got loose". Of course I am not a Christian, and I do not have a dog.
We send junk mail back, we basically send junkmail from source A to source B and vice versa, using the SASE of course. When doing this also try to find more for them, perhaps ads from the newspaper. This helps get the weight up. We have a scale so we can tell when it goes too heavy for first class.
The cable people called me, and I was in no mood. That is what they said "Get a free satellite" or whatever. I really didn't have the time so I said "OK, send it on over" and hung up.
Yes I thought I was good, but this guy takes the cake.
Funny, recently I met a telemarketer. A strange silence filled the room when she told me what she does for a living.
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