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LTRsubNW -> RE: New Game... for e-mails to submissives: (12/24/2006 6:54:09 PM)
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Okay, I'm a male sub...I suspect the list was intended for female subs...but here goes:
From a female Domme who I have to believe felt that a young babe would be appealing to me (for the uninformed...I'm 48):
(She): "Hello sub. You appeal to me. You're older (I'm 27). I'm looking for someone who can take care of me, even as you might need some caring for. If you're looking for someone who can give your friends a thrill, I'm your girl. I'll be the perfect arm candy. I have no interest in housecleaning, nor do I want to be your cook. I do expect that upon marriage that we'll agree that everything is split 50/50. I bring exceptional excitement to the marriage, you'll bring security...."
(It went on...and on...and on...)
My response:
"Dear _____, while your skin tone is more than appealing to me, I notice that none of your pictures have staple marks in them. Considering that I'm a foddering old fucker of 48, you're certainly aware that that is the only kind of girl I go out with (that being a woman who has 2 specific folds, and of course...staple marks at one of these 2 locations). I find that at 27, you're unlikely to know either, any of The Beatles best tunes, nor have any understanding that when Elton John was in The Who's movie about the pinball wizard that you were able to make a connection between the two. I think your best bet would be to find yourself either, a rich 78 year old man that can't fuck anymore, is likely to die imminently, and is desirous of having a nice tight little 27 year old meat package or, a 23 year old kid who has great potential, and do a great deal of study on how to move him forward by surrounding yourself with a bunch of 78 year old men (who are likely to die imminently) who are equally desirous of having a nice little 27 year old meat package, ultimately giving your little 23 year old all the opportunity to move forward. Yours."
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