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humantoilet4 -> Full Toilet (12/21/2006 2:37:56 PM)

i probably won't get much feedback on this topic, but there seems to be no Fem Dom's here into severe whipping and full toilet. i just want to be a toilet, no rights, permanantly owned, till my final demise. i will sign any kind of slave contract or release form.




LotusSong -> RE: Full Toilet (12/21/2006 2:45:42 PM)

Just be sure you have good health insurance in case you come down with Hepatitis.




humantoilet4 -> RE: Full Toilet (12/21/2006 2:55:11 PM)

Mistress, its true, i am the real thing, i just wish i could find a real , cruel, sadistic Mistress who would use me in this manner..




AquaticSub -> RE: Full Toilet (12/21/2006 2:57:02 PM)

I agree. You should get good health insurence.




stef -> RE: Full Toilet (12/21/2006 3:08:23 PM)

Since your post is a borderline personal ad and will probably be removed, I'm probably wasting my time, but what the hell.

There's a HUGE reason for why you're having a hard time finding someone who wants to own you as a human toilet.  The return on their investment just isn't worth it.

Keeping a person around full time isn't cheap.  Even if they're just a toilet, they still require food, medical care, clothing and everything else a person requires for daily living.  That's a lot of scratch to shell out just to have someone around who wants to be a toilet and whipping boy, especially someone heading into their 'golden years' who will likely have increasing costs of care as the contract progresses.

What else do you bring to the table?  Are you a tax accountant?  A carpenter?  Independantly wealthy?  If you want a realistic chance of achieving your goal here, you're going to have to offer something more than you currently are. 

~stef




humantoilet4 -> RE: Full Toilet (12/21/2006 3:13:30 PM)

Your right i guess, i didn't expect anyone at CM to understand anyway, just thought i give it a try. 




AquaticSub -> RE: Full Toilet (12/21/2006 3:16:05 PM)

She understands but she is pointing out reality. If you want to be nothing more then a toliet then you have to something to bring to the table unless you happen to find a Mistress who can afford herself and you. Are you going to be bringing in a seperate income?




humantoilet4 -> RE: Full Toilet (12/21/2006 3:22:41 PM)

this is a position to the death, severe whipping and full toilet slavery to the death of me..how much more real than that can you get?




stef -> RE: Full Toilet (12/21/2006 3:29:33 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: humantoilet4

Your right i guess, i didn't expect anyone at CM to understand anyway, just thought i give it a try. 

I understand perfectly.  I'm sorry if my bringing reality into the discussion clashes with the fantasy you've built-up in your head, but under all of our fantasies, life goes on.

~stef




Grlwithboy -> RE: Full Toilet (12/21/2006 3:31:24 PM)

Dude, you are looking for a woman to hook up with based on fetishes alone, nothing more.  Most women willing to entertain your fetishes without any additional investment, interest, connection, or commonality --- charge.  Either find a pro who does the things you want or bring something else to the table than a whipping and toilet fetish.




AquaticSub -> RE: Full Toilet (12/21/2006 3:32:40 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: humantoilet4

this is a position to the death, severe whipping and full toilet slavery to the death of me..how much more real than that can you get?


Here is reality: You need to eat. Eating costs money. Unless she chooses to keep you in the house for the rest of your life (never again seeing family and friends) you need clothes. Unless you want to die as quickly as possible with any sort of pain relief (as something will happen eventually) you will need medical care.

Who is going to pay for it?

Are you going to go to work or are you simply going to be her slave, hence burdening her with all those costs? She will get your service, but it's not something that is very popular because of the health risks. Because of that, you need to be offering more then just your kink. You need to offering her your skills. Are you good at gardening? Can you cook? What can you do for her? You desire to be a toliet slave. What desires can you fulfill for her, asides from being just a toliet?

Frankly, even picturing myself as a mistress (which I'm not) my toliet is not useful asides from it's basic function and it's not worth paying for food, clothing and medical care for. You need to make yourself worth that or make it clear that you will be shouldering that burden.




LadyEllen -> RE: Full Toilet (12/21/2006 3:38:20 PM)

No rights and permanently owned under contract?

Perfect.

So you have no right to expect severe whippings or to be used as a toilet.

And your owner could put you to work as she saw fit to bring in income to her household. And you could be kept cheaply enough on table scraps. And you'd have no right to medical care or other expenses on your account. Including clothing - a few of her castoffs will do. Might be a bit hairy as a builder's labourer in a dress, but hey, no right to object as a slave, right?

Get your airfare together. You're on.

E





AquaticSub -> RE: Full Toilet (12/21/2006 3:45:47 PM)

Sounds fun. Can I take you up on that with the stipulation of one box of Godiva's chocolates a year for my birthday?




LTRsubNW -> RE: Full Toilet (12/21/2006 3:51:09 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: humantoilet4

Your right i guess, i didn't expect anyone at CM to understand anyway, just thought i give it a try. 


Bud...you're a guy.  You have all these crazy motherfucking chemicals raging inside you, which, at the precise moment that you think you fervently believe you should swallow every concievable possible amount of detritus available to you (and at some point, you'll even be eager to swallow that which would be repugnant {trust me...I won't go there}) to achieve your kink....only moments later, you'll be confounded by the horrid realization that...you did.

(If, of course, you did).

Being a guy sucks.

Women have all these advantages...they can...and they do.  (And they know it).

You can't, and you don't (and you know it).

I wish I could give you some remarkably exceptional advice. 

I can't.

You're fucked up.

How do I know that?  I'm a guy.

And I have some wildly sick shit in my hayud as well.

There ain't a chic on the planet that will ever understand it.  And she can be the kinkiest fuck on the planet...and she'll never be as much of a pervert as you.

Welcome to Gods DNA selection marathon bud.

Write a check, get some good consultation, find a kinky chic who (you hope) 5 years from now won't come to believe you're a sick motherfucker (because quite frankly...from my perspective...you are...and...I'm just a smidge more tweaked than you...god help me), or, find a nice piece of cardboard and a pair of rumpled jeans, find yourself an unused section of I-5, write yourself a nice {but grammatically incorrect} message regards "will work for faceplant" and go out and make more money than most lawyers make by wearing a shitty pair of Nikes, hold out your cup and make the $577.00 a day those dudes do and then at the end of the day go hire yourself (after of course, cleaning yourself up a bit) a nice little hooker and tell her..."ya know...I'm really into the whole....{explain your kink} and I'd really like you to do it on my face".

(Just a thought).




Grlwithboy -> RE: Full Toilet (12/21/2006 3:55:45 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LTRsubNW

quote:

ORIGINAL: humantoilet4

Your right i guess, i didn't expect anyone at CM to understand anyway, just thought i give it a try. 


Bud...you're a guy.  You have all these crazy motherfucking chemicals raging inside you, which, at the precise moment that you think you fervently believe you should swallow every concievable possible amount of detritus available to you (and at some point, you'll even be eager to swallow that which would be repugnant {trust me...I won't go there}) to achieve your kink....only moments later, you'll be confounded by the horrid realization that...you did.

(If, of course, you did).

Being a guy sucks.

Women have all these advantages...they can...and they do.  (And they know it).

You can't, and you don't (and you know it).

I wish I could give you some remarkably exceptional advice. 

I can't.

You're fucked up.

How do I know that?  I'm a guy.

And I have some wildly sick shit in my hayud as well.

There ain't a chic on the planet that will ever understand it.  And she can be the kinkiest fuck on the planet...and she'll never be as much of a pervert as you.

Welcome to Gods DNA selection marathon bud.

Write a check, get some good consultation, find a kinky chic who (you hope) 5 years from now won't come to believe you're a sick motherfucker (because quite frankly...from my perspective...you are...and...I'm just a smidge more tweaked than you...god help me), or, find a nice piece of cardboard and a pair of rumpled jeans, find yourself an unused section of I-5, write yourself a nice {but grammatically incorrect} message regards "will work for faceplant" and go out and make more money than most lawyers make by wearing a shitty pair of Nikes, hold out your cup and make the $577.00 a day those dudes do and then at the end of the day go hire yourself (after of course, cleaning yourself up a bit) a nice little hooker and tell her..."ya know...I'm really into the whole....{explain your kink} and I'd really like you to do it on my face".

(Just a thought).



It's an awesome post, the kind that you could bronze.

But if you really think that being viewed as the free fetish realization soup kitchen, being someone's pair of black pumps and nice tits, being someone's outlet and muse and never being ones SELF is that much of an "advantage" I have to say you're missing how we're both kind of screwed over.




LTRsubNW -> RE: Full Toilet (12/21/2006 4:00:05 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Grlwithboy

quote:

ORIGINAL: LTRsubNW

quote:

ORIGINAL: humantoilet4

Your right i guess, i didn't expect anyone at CM to understand anyway, just thought i give it a try. 


Bud...you're a guy.  You have all these crazy motherfucking chemicals raging inside you, which, at the precise moment that you think you fervently believe you should swallow every concievable possible amount of detritus available to you (and at some point, you'll even be eager to swallow that which would be repugnant {trust me...I won't go there}) to achieve your kink....only moments later, you'll be confounded by the horrid realization that...you did.

(If, of course, you did).

Being a guy sucks.

Women have all these advantages...they can...and they do.  (And they know it).

You can't, and you don't (and you know it).

I wish I could give you some remarkably exceptional advice. 

I can't.

You're fucked up.

How do I know that?  I'm a guy.

And I have some wildly sick shit in my hayud as well.

There ain't a chic on the planet that will ever understand it.  And she can be the kinkiest fuck on the planet...and she'll never be as much of a pervert as you.

Welcome to Gods DNA selection marathon bud.

Write a check, get some good consultation, find a kinky chic who (you hope) 5 years from now won't come to believe you're a sick motherfucker (because quite frankly...from my perspective...you are...and...I'm just a smidge more tweaked than you...god help me), or, find a nice piece of cardboard and a pair of rumpled jeans, find yourself an unused section of I-5, write yourself a nice {but grammatically incorrect} message regards "will work for faceplant" and go out and make more money than most lawyers make by wearing a shitty pair of Nikes, hold out your cup and make the $577.00 a day those dudes do and then at the end of the day go hire yourself (after of course, cleaning yourself up a bit) a nice little hooker and tell her..."ya know...I'm really into the whole....{explain your kink} and I'd really like you to do it on my face".

(Just a thought).



It's an awesome post, the kind that you could bronze.

But if you really think that being viewed as the free fetish realization soup kitchen, being someone's pair of black pumps and nice tits, being someone's outlet and muse and never being ones SELF is that much of an "advantage" I have to say you're missing how we're both kind of screwed over.



Indeed...ones perspective, relative to ones own vantage point...is often clouded by selfishness.

I don't have a pussy.  I'm only one of 28 katrillion guys who wish I had one for at least a day :)

But your point is more than well taken :)




pixelslave -> RE: Full Toilet (12/21/2006 4:10:50 PM)

I think perhaps you want to read the following thread:

http://www.collarchat.com/m_734284/tm.htm

Perhaps the OP of that one might have some use for you. [;)]

- pixel




FelinePersuasion -> RE: Full Toilet (12/21/2006 4:12:20 PM)

What they're asking is how are you going to pull your own weight. OR is the woman gonna have to cover your costs too.

It's not about sitting about all day, or 24.7 how are you going to provide your food your clothing and your care if you do nothing but " be a toilet " all day,




humantoilet4 -> RE: Full Toilet (12/21/2006 4:22:55 PM)

yeah Pixel, i already wrote her, she still hasn't answered back, i'll  let you know though if she does, she's probably as fake as all the rest of them on this site, all talk ,no action




AquaticSub -> RE: Full Toilet (12/21/2006 4:47:12 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: humantoilet4

yeah Pixel, i already wrote her, she still hasn't answered back, i'll  let you know though if she does, she's probably as fake as all the rest of them on this site, all talk ,no action


You still haven't answered us as to if you are going to pull your own weight money-wise or if you are going to expect to be taken care of.




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