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Goodmix -> Homer and The Blonde (2/21/2005 6:21:40 AM)
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Homer, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar
around 9:58 PM.
He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and
stared up at the TV.
The 10:00 news was on. The news crew was
covering
a story of a man on
a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Homer and said, "Do you
think he'll jump?"
Homer says,"You know, I bet he'll jump."
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Homer placed $20 on the bar and said, "You're
on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar,
the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset and handed her $20 to
Homer, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."
Homer replied, "I can't take your money, I saw
this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."
The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't
think he'd do it again."
Homer took the money......
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