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non-sexual, sexual things? - 5/9/2004 3:02:37 PM   
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I had very BDSM (or D/s or whatever) like experiences in vanilla surroundings.

For example a nice woman strapped me to a table, secured my head, made sure I had a “panic” button, put me in a coffin like thing, the told me via tiny speakers how good I was doing. Unfortunately I had my pants on. (Although she did make me take off my belt! {Woo-Hoo}).

Afterwards we looked at images of my brain that the MRI took.

Recently I had what amounted to a violet wand. Only difference was it was on my ankles and knees, i was not tied to the table, and the technician was a guy.

Any one else got a nonsexual thing that is kinda like a kinky thing if you tell it right, or do I have a mind in the gutter?

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RE: non-sexual, sexual things? - 5/9/2004 3:11:18 PM   
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quote:

Any one else got a nonsexual thing that is kinda like a kinky thing if you tell it right, or do I have a mind in the gutter?


I've used a tens unit on sore joints wishing it were somewhere else, does that count?

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RE: non-sexual, sexual things? - 5/9/2004 3:24:09 PM   
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Sure, just leave out the sore joints part.

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RE: non-sexual, sexual things? - 5/9/2004 8:57:16 PM   
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I think you're just a perv in need of a chastity belt more often....hehe.

I do believe the lifestyle blends with D/s, BDSM on a pretty regular basis. Just most are'nt enlightened enough to see it.

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RE: non-sexual, sexual things? - 5/9/2004 9:33:34 PM   
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i agree with Gloria: D/s blends easily with vanilla....

Here are just a few examples: there are many "Sub" shops, but it doesn't make me think of a sandwich!

Walking into a store where the clothes are organized as "tops" and "bottoms" !

Walking into a shoe store can be sexual....

Licking an ice cream cone
Eating a banana


Geez, even going to the dentist can be sexual, (especially if you're a masochist!)

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RE: non-sexual, sexual things? - 5/9/2004 9:42:56 PM   
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Speaking of sub shops, there is one near where I live whose sign out front reads, no word a lie,


Pony Boy Subs - Subs for $1.00


I have got to beg/borrow/steal a digital camera and get a pic of it - cuz you know what goes through my mind every time I drive by there - I want to stop in and ask if they have any Pony Girls for the same price

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RE: non-sexual, sexual things? - 5/9/2004 10:39:02 PM   
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I made my last mammogram was very sexual with some strong fantacizing, actually enjoyed the pain.

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RE: non-sexual, sexual things? - 5/10/2004 3:13:16 PM   
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Hhmmm . . . . .


A GYN appt. enough said. lol




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RE: non-sexual, sexual things? - 5/10/2004 3:16:41 PM   
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Are you going to Dr. Moreau? How much pain is there in a mammogram?

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RE: non-sexual, sexual things? - 5/10/2004 3:58:41 PM   
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Are you going to Dr. Moreau? How much pain is there in a mammogram?


For well-endowed women it can be very painful, they have to press very hard to get a good pic. I just imagine it's my Master doing it

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RE: non-sexual, sexual things? - 5/10/2004 4:10:16 PM   
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Wow. I've been giving mammograms all these years and never realized it!

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RE: non-sexual, sexual things? - 5/10/2004 5:09:06 PM   
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Hell, yeah, they hurt! They flatten those boobs like pancakes and then flatten them some more!! There used to be a funny little ditty running around the net about mammograms. I'll look for it.




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RE: non-sexual, sexual things? - 5/10/2004 5:47:02 PM   
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Yes mammograms do hurt, even if you're not huge-breasted. They have to stuff your ARMPITS under the glass, too!

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RE: non-sexual, sexual things? - 5/10/2004 10:21:36 PM   
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MstrMrW;

Actually there are disposable digital cameras now, don't know how expensive they are, but i'm dying to get a pic of the following sign at a place right around the corner from me:

Maria's Subs
Parking in Rear

hehehe

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RE: non-sexual, sexual things? - 5/11/2004 9:57:39 AM   
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quote:

Maria's Subs
Parking in Rear


Too funny!!!!

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RE: non-sexual, sexual things? - 5/20/2004 9:19:32 PM   
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A BDSM session caused a tear in my rectum (oh, what fun subs have). Surgery fixed me. The post op exam kind of makes me expect something other than a gloved hand. He has me drop my pants and lean over the table. Hmmmmm. Nice position.

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RE: non-sexual, sexual things? - 5/20/2004 11:01:40 PM   
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How about the frisking some bouncers give when you go into a (vanilla) club?



or, ( walking on thin ice here ) kneeling to pray ( in church or at home )?

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RE: non-sexual, sexual things? - 5/28/2004 9:45:34 PM   
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hmmm,

i don't usually care for large crowds, but it's a great way to get "accidently" brushed by another person...

Sometimes it's fun, when i 'm in a crowded place, to "accidently" brush my breasts up against some unsuspecting man....funny, they don't seem to mind *too* much <eg>

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RE: non-sexual, sexual things? - 6/5/2004 6:17:40 AM   
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i recently had to get a nightguard, b/c i grind my teeth at night...

and, i was wondering if it might make giving head more pleasurable to the man b/c the top row of teeth have a smooth protective cover.....

Has anyone tried this at home?

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RE: non-sexual, sexual things? - 6/12/2004 12:51:46 AM   
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Gumming - the highlight of your wife or female partner losing their teeth. LOL

Sorry nightguards and blowjobs just make me think of gumming for some reason hehehe!

There's a street sign by a dominant ladyfriend of mine, that cracked me up when I saw it. The street name is Manlove. For some reason I just get visuals that I doubt the city council imagined when they named the street that lol. I keep saying we HAVE to do a photoshoot with male models looking all street urchiny right under that sign - it's just too perfect! lol

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