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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/21/2007 3:33:21 PM   
darchChylde


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I remember 1 day I was at Grandpa's farm & I asked him about sex. He sort of smiled & said, "Maybe instead of telling you what sex is, why don't we go out to the horse pasture & I'll show you." So we did, & there on the ground were my parents having sex.

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/21/2007 3:38:06 PM   
RobertCloud


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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/21/2007 4:23:42 PM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/21/2007 6:02:10 PM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/21/2007 6:39:41 PM   
goodlittlegirl28


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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/21/2007 6:41:28 PM   
DiurnalVampire


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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/21/2007 6:42:34 PM   
LeMis


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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/21/2007 6:46:19 PM   
dcnovice


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quote:

i don't have to go to work tomorrow!!! thank you, snow! thank you, ice!


Man, I'm jealous!

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/21/2007 6:47:22 PM   
LeMis


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quote:

ORIGINAL: dcnovice

quote:

i don't have to go to work tomorrow!!! thank you, snow! thank you, ice!


Man, I'm jealous!


DITTO!!!


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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/21/2007 6:49:43 PM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/21/2007 7:29:07 PM   
goodlittlegirl28


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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/21/2007 7:33:33 PM   
Lorelei115


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Well the moon is broken
And the sky is cracked
Come on up to the house
The only things that you can see
Is all that you lack
Come on up to the house

All your cryin don't do no good
Come on up to the house
Come down off the cross
We can use the wood
Come on up to the house

Come on up to the house
Come on up to the house
The world is not my home
I'm just a passin thru
Come on up to the house

There's no light in the tunnel
No irons in the fire
Come on up to the house
And your singin lead soprano
In a junkman's choir
You gotta come on up to the house

Does life seem nasty, brutish and short
Come on up to the house
The seas are stormy
And you can't find no port
Come on up to the house

there's nothin in the world
that you can do
you gotta come on up to the house
and you been whipped by the forces
that are inside you
come on up to the house
well you're high on top
of your mountain of woe
come on up to the house
well you know you should surrender
but you can't let go
you gotta come on up to the house




< Message edited by Lorelei115 -- 1/21/2007 7:35:05 PM >

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/21/2007 9:48:56 PM   
darchChylde


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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/22/2007 11:43:12 AM   
RobertCloud


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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/22/2007 8:11:31 PM   
RedSavageSlave


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anyone wanna come stay warm with me? 

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/23/2007 6:14:29 AM   
RobertCloud


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Status: offline 		I would but I don't think your Dominant would be happy about that... lol...

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/23/2007 8:09:35 PM   
darchChylde


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I'm the man your mother warned you about...
if only to keep me to herself.

I'm a male dominant switch whose experienced as a poly sub to a dominant woman
.
Where the fuck do I post?

Proud Owner and Protector of chyldeschylde.

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/24/2007 12:20:14 AM   
RobertCloud


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Status: offline 		Stupidity is screwing up your entire chance at a relationship that you swear you desperately desire when the only obligation of you is one communique a day in any format of your choice.

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/24/2007 10:19:28 AM   
darchChylde


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Status: offline 		I sprained my brain trying to think if a cool random thought.

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I'm the man your mother warned you about...
if only to keep me to herself.

I'm a male dominant switch whose experienced as a poly sub to a dominant woman
.
Where the fuck do I post?

Proud Owner and Protector of chyldeschylde.

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/24/2007 10:33:11 AM   
RedSavageSlave


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