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Life Assessment - 1/2/2007 2:21:18 PM

Mercnbeth

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A man recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he was told he was doing "fairly well" for his age. A little concerned about the "for your age" comment, he couldn't resist asking the doctor, "Do you think I'll live to be 90?" The MD asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?" "Oh no," he replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either." Then he was asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs? "He said, "No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!" "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?" "No I don't," he said. Finally the doctor asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?" "No," he said. "I don't do any of those things." The doctor looked at him and said, "Then, why do you give a shit?"

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RE: Life Assessment - 1/2/2007 2:27:43 PM

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RE: Life Assessment - 1/2/2007 2:30:13 PM

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Good one.

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RE: Life Assessment - 1/2/2007 8:20:53 PM

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ROFL

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