petdave -> RE: Mace that vagina (1/13/2007 8:42:55 PM)
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Quick "chemical play" story. Bratty masochist friend gave my wife some cinnamon oil, and warned her to use just the slightest bit of it at a time, preferably diluted. i have "alligator skin", i blame lots of exposure to nasty automotive fluids. After a bit of experimentation, she coated my scrotum rather liberally with it, and finally got a satisfactory response out of me. The burning gradually faded through our play session, and fairly soon afterwards i forgot about it and fell asleep, wearing boxer briefs and a T-shirt for warmth. Woke up in the morning, went to the bathroom, and discovered that the top layer of skin from my scrotum came off along with my underwear. Didn't hurt as much as you'd think, but it was hella nasty looking... you can bet i didn't get any until it healed. [>:] Moral of the story: chemical irritant play doesn't always go the way you expect it to. There are various other ways to torment a pussy before sex that don't risk inadvertant transmission... small clamps or miniature clothespins, a good session of flogging or spanking, even abrasion with a harsh brush or scouring pad. No need to risk injuring yourself in the process. But, if there are any TV execs on the board, please don't take this to mean that i, a member of one of the most desireable demographics known to man, would not be an ardent viewer of "Mace That Pussy!" if it makes it to the small screen [:)] Coincidentally enough, i went to a taping of "Wheel of Fortune" today and had a hard time not shouting that along with the crowd. "I'm sorry, Jill, there are no Ts. Vanna, please open Jill up nice and wide and give her a one-second squirt" [:D] ...dave
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