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Cocked up - 1/11/2007 12:23:56 PM   
xonemasterx


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Status: offline 		So my partner and I were engaged in some fun play at my office.  After hours of course.  I had her, finally, tied face down on the conference table, with her ankles bound to the legs and her arms and body streched over the body of the table and tied to the far legs.  After the play before this, and some more application of stimulation here, we were both ready to make the last move.  And we discover the table is taller than anticipated.  A box to stand on collapses.  Kneeling on a chair that breaks.  The giggles and laughter shattered any shred of intensity.  We still laugh at the memory.  

So what have you started that has been absolutely messed up, botched, screwed up, wrecked, etc.?
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RE: Cocked up - 1/11/2007 12:37:43 PM   
crouchingtigress


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Status: offline 		lol that was hillarious....

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RE: Cocked up - 1/11/2007 12:50:27 PM   
LuckyAlbatross


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weird and unusual scenes

Last night we had to stop a scene because my partner was going on about using me and then allowing me to put on some of my clothes and making me go back to the car in the rain dragging my sad 12 pack of pepsis behind me...I just couldn't stop laughing.

http://www.collarchat.com/m_96513/mpage_1/key_laughter/tm.htm#96517
The Funnies

Other than the time I was tied up and balanced on my doms legs on a chair when he reached around behind me to get something from the table leaving me with no support and I fell flat on my face...I THINK he felt bad, but it was hard to tell through his laughter.

Or the time he had my ankles in a spreader bar raised above me as I laid on my back and was using a TENS on my clit and kept going higher and higher and I kept telling him it felt good. Then I shifted and a huge BOLT went through me and I screamed "What did you do??" and he said "I didn't do anything, what did YOU do?" and we'd realized when I'd shifted, I'd moved the bar off of my legs which were carrying the current and dispersing it through my legs. When the bar moved, the current all went directly into my clit at once. Again, he thought it was hysterical.

Then there's stories of bunny ears, clamps that just won't stay clamped, dom who think they have you all trussed up and then you calmly stand up and walk away, oh yeah.

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RE: Cocked up - 1/11/2007 1:09:45 PM   
demistress


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Status: offline 		Kind of vanilla but here goes:

me and a new bf sleep together for the first time, and afterwards he gets up to pee..... he walks into the bathroom, and a second later I hear him say "THAT's not good"

My mind goes racing a mile a minute, thinking oh shit........

He comes back sees the worried expression on my face, looks confused for a second, then bursts out laughing..... he says "oh don't worry cutie, just that when I flipped the light on in the bathroom, the bulb popped and went out"  we both dissolved into giggles.

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RE: Cocked up - 1/11/2007 1:16:12 PM   
LotusSong


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Status: offline 		I was doing a sensory deprivation session (public).
 
I had Slave in high heels, blinfolded with earplugs AND a leather hood on.  Then as he stood there, I walked about 6 feet away.. and commanded him to come forward!....   'crickets chirped in the silence'
 
It hit me a second later and I husteled over to him to lead him to me!!! Oh god I do hate those self-humiliation sessions!

< Message edited by LotusSong -- 1/11/2007 1:39:54 PM >

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RE: Cocked up - 1/11/2007 1:29:00 PM   
crouchingtigress


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Status: offline 		lol lotus!!...i did a self humiliation scene when i lost the key to my 1 inch thick chain link collar and went to my jewelry selling event in a soft blue taffita dress high heels and a locked chain around my dainty neck....yeah good times.

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RE: Cocked up - 1/11/2007 2:53:44 PM   
LadyJulieAnn


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quote:

ORIGINAL: LotusSong

I was doing a sensory deprivation session (public).
 
I had Slave in high heels, blinfolded with earplugs AND a leather hood on.  Then as he stood there, I walked about 6 feet away.. and commanded him to come forward!....   'crickets chirped in the silence'
 
It hit me a second later and I husteled over to him to lead him to me!!! Oh god I do hate those self-humiliation sessions!


  I did something similar when I ordered my sub to get on his hands and knees, forgetting he was kneeling and blindfolded with his hands cuffed behind his back!

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RE: Cocked up - 1/11/2007 2:59:20 PM   
LotusSong


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quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyJulieAnn

quote:

ORIGINAL: LotusSong

I was doing a sensory deprivation session (public).
 
I had Slave in high heels, blinfolded with earplugs AND a leather hood on.  Then as he stood there, I walked about 6 feet away.. and commanded him to come forward!....   'crickets chirped in the silence'
 
It hit me a second later and I husteled over to him to lead him to me!!! Oh god I do hate those self-humiliation sessions!


  I did something similar when I ordered my sub to get on his hands and knees, forgetting he was kneeling and blindfolded with his hands cuffed behind his back!


:)  Now, I would have  yelled... "Did I tell you to STAY on your Knees?  Now get up and RE-kneel!!!  You KNOW I only work with a fresh "kneel"   ROFL!

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RE: Cocked up - 1/11/2007 3:22:51 PM   
Devilslilsister


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Status: offline 		lmao - such good laughter material!

As for my own, Master and i had been "playing"  and my hands were cuffed infront of me.  Good solid cuffs.  When it came time to uncuff me - the key could NOT be found.  It just poofed up in smoke.  So we took alittle ride to a gun shop, hoping to get another.  Which of course they didnt have.  It was also sunday, so we were in abit of a jam. 

Luckily for us 2 off duty police officers arrived to use the range.  They also had a key.  I think i was absolutetly beat red the whole time as Master joked around with them about "why" i was in cuffs.  What was even more embarressing was the fact that i couldnt actually "wear" a shirt. 

We still chuckle about it


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RE: Cocked up - 1/11/2007 5:56:31 PM   
Aine


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Status: offline 		That makes me think that investing in at least -one- tube top might be a good thing.  I might just have to get one just in case...though the thought of me in a tube top makes me shudder. 

*giggles*

Who knew that one of the silliest fashion trends might actually be useful?!




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