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Responsibility/True Story - 1/11/2007 6:12:12 PM

FangsNfeet

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Today, my sub tells me about her day at work.

A young man with a stay at home wife, two kids, and pay rate of $16 plus/hr finds himself not wanting to go back to work after a fifteen minuet break. Instead, he decides to pull the fire alarm. The building of 2000 plus employees had to evacuate and stay in the cold for a good fourty five minuets. Once the okay was given, everyone returned the there desk. Within ten minuets, HR came the coulprets department for a little chat about the incident. His defense was "I didn't do it" HR responded "We have you on tape." After being fired, the police awaited his exit from the building.

So now, this guy is sitting in jail waiting to be bailed. I wonder if he really wants to be bailed out? After all, I'd think a dick would feel better than a foot up the arse.

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RE: Responsibility/True Story - 1/11/2007 6:17:59 PM

maleslave07

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So what did he do for a living and can I possibly have his job, especially since they will be hiring now? The job must not be too difficult if the company would hire an idiot like him to do it.

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RE: Responsibility/True Story - 1/11/2007 6:29:30 PM

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Hopefully she manages to work herself and the yard apes thru the welfare system before they get into dire straits from his stupid act that became a chargeable offense whenever he forgot that there are no spaces free of the "eyes on you" observers.
I suspect that he will quickly adapt to rump humpin' methods, practices and positions when, Bubba and LeRoy finish his first weeks training. he'll be making not contributions to the gene pool while there, but he should become a dream hemorrhoid to a devoted proctologists.
I feel that rape is a crime that's best punished by the members of the victims loving family or the victim after they've recovered. Prison rape is not a defensible offense in My opinion, but those that do stupid dookie usually get their dookie packed by the Gay males that claim that they're straight while they're hunching and humpin' another males rump. Being sentenced to prison for stupid acts, acts that have the potential for harm to innocent people, shouldn't be free of small losses of their Rights under the Constitution, but setting off an alrm that requires the other employees to possibly suffer a heart attack or stroke when their B.P's spike from fright.
OFF WITH THEIR HEADS, I say, or send a note to Bubba and LeRoy advising them of the upcoming incarceration of Duck Butter Jones. heheheheeeee
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ORIGINAL: FangsNfeet

Today, my sub tells me about her day at work.

A young man with a stay at home wife, two kids, and pay rate of $16 plus/hr finds himself not wanting to go back to work after a fifteen minuet break. Instead, he decides to pull the fire alarm. The building of 2000 plus employees had to evacuate and stay in the cold for a good fourty five minuets. Once the okay was given, everyone returned the there desk. Within ten minuets, HR came the coulprets department for a little chat about the incident. His defense was "I didn't do it" HR responded "We have you on tape." After being fired, the police awaited his exit from the building.

So now, this guy is sitting in jail waiting to be bailed. I wonder if he really wants to be bailed out? After all, I'd think a dick would feel better than a foot up the arse.

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