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Shaper -> Excuse me while I whip this out. (1/20/2007 7:56:59 PM)

I don't know what that little blue guy is, but he's adorable.

So then.  Forum etiquette seems to demand that an introductory post is made before one can go off gallivanting through the various threads.  And since gallivanting is rather high on my priority list, I suppose an introduction is in order.

I answer to many names.  The two I'm comfortable sharing with you are Shaper and Bast.  I'm a switch, I'm here to poke around and amuse myself, and perhaps garner a friend or six in the process.  And with that, a-gallivanting I go.




Lorelei115 -> RE: Excuse me while I whip this out. (1/20/2007 8:12:01 PM)

Welcome to the boards. I look forward to your gallivanting. [:D]




bardtothebone -> RE: Excuse me while I whip this out. (1/20/2007 8:35:32 PM)

Welcome, Shaper. You've made your post, so you're free
to explore. Enjoy the ride...but be careful of the fakers.

The Bard.




DiurnalVampire -> RE: Excuse me while I whip this out. (1/20/2007 8:38:37 PM)

Welcome to the forums.  Have fun.
DV




SweetSarijane -> RE: Excuse me while I whip this out. (1/20/2007 9:01:36 PM)

Welcome to the forums! Enjoy!




Shaper -> RE: Excuse me while I whip this out. (1/21/2007 6:22:12 PM)

Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.




hejira92 -> RE: Excuse me while I whip this out. (1/21/2007 6:57:45 PM)

We wish to extend to you a laurel, and hardy handshake!
But please remember, some people here are the salt of the earth, the common clay, you know- morons.
 
(and I apologize to those of you who have no idea to what I make reference.)
 
Welcome, Shaper. Have fun. Lord (and Master) knows I do......




TickleUorMe -> RE: Excuse me while I whip this out. (1/22/2007 8:15:27 PM)

I shall now read from the books of Matthew, Mark, Luke............AND DUCK!




MistressYlwa -> RE: Excuse me while I whip this out. (1/22/2007 8:49:26 PM)

Welcome.  Am sure you will enjoy your stay here. LOL
 
Mistress Ylwa




Emperor1956 -> RE: Excuse me while I whip this out. (1/22/2007 8:54:06 PM)

Mongo pawn in game of life...

E

...oh yah, and Hi there, Shaper. 




TickleUorMe -> RE: Excuse me while I whip this out. (1/22/2007 10:35:48 PM)

Ya know, Shaper--you're so talented---and they're so DUMB!




hejira92 -> RE: Excuse me while I whip this out. (1/23/2007 1:06:32 PM)

As Master often says-
"My mind is a raging torrent...
Flooded with rivulets of thought...
Cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives."

 
And all I can say to that is--  "You use your tongue prettier than a $20 whore."




TickleUorMe -> RE: Excuse me while I whip this out. (1/23/2007 6:32:22 PM)

Don't anybody mess with me...I've killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille.




hejira92 -> RE: Excuse me while I whip this out. (1/24/2007 1:16:17 PM)

 
 
You men are only risking your lives, while I am risking an almost certain academy award nomination.




GentlehandSTL -> RE: Excuse me while I whip this out. (1/24/2007 1:32:16 PM)

A clue:

"Well I work for Mel Brooks!" <punch!>




GentlehandSTL -> RE: Excuse me while I whip this out. (1/24/2007 1:34:16 PM)

“Now go do that voodoo that you do soooooo wellllllll!”




TreSwank -> RE: Excuse me while I whip this out. (1/24/2007 1:40:52 PM)

 
quote:

ORIGINAL:Shaper      Excuse me while I whip this out.


    I don't know why strippers get all defensive when I say that during lap-dances.




Shaper -> RE: Excuse me while I whip this out. (1/24/2007 6:50:07 PM)

Yay!  Other fans of Blazing Saddles!  I love it when my random one liners aren't lost on people.  Most days those around me just kind of stare.




TickleUorMe -> RE: Excuse me while I whip this out. (1/24/2007 8:01:43 PM)

2 lines appropriate for Collarme:

Oh---Just give me a little feel(*slam*)

How did he do such fantastic stunts....with such little feet?




hejira92 -> RE: Excuse me while I whip this out. (1/24/2007 8:16:48 PM)

"Lily, Lily, Legs, Lily, Lily......"
 
"How's things in the clean world?"
 
"Shut up! You teutonic twat!"
 
"Baby, I ain't from Havana!"




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