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RE: HELP! (not made up!) - 7/7/2011 1:04:44 PM

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oooooops. wrong thread. shhhhhhhhhh

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RE: HELP! (not made up!) - 7/7/2011 1:06:41 PM

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Tap tap tap!! ~smooches Ronne~

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RE: HELP! (not made up!) - 7/7/2011 9:43:17 PM

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See i was going to be a lesbian but i was worried i wouldn't be able to find some man to knock me up and beat me!

Happy Bday Ron

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RE: HELP! (not made up!) - 7/7/2011 11:01:26 PM

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Righteous necro!

Love this thread

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RE: HELP! (not made up!) - 7/7/2011 11:26:57 PM

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ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

This thread is "the Rocky Horror Picture Show" of Collarme.

LMAO!!

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RE: HELP! (not made up!) - 7/7/2011 11:39:20 PM

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This thread is "the Rocky Horror Picture Show" of Collarme.

Where's Sunny? This needs to be a Post of the Day!

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RE: HELP! (not made up!) - 7/8/2011 3:52:48 AM

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Like the swallows returning annually to Capistrano....

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RE: HELP! (not made up!) - 7/9/2011 5:53:50 PM

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Wow. This thread was hilarious!!

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RE: HELP! (not made up!) - 7/11/2011 6:01:43 AM

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...pure genius...=)

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RE: HELP! (not made up!) - 7/12/2011 12:15:57 PM

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OK-as a birthday present to Ron, and because I have actually had this request, we are rerunning this CollarmeClassic for all to read...now keep in mind, THIS IS AN OLD OLD THREAD-it has been resurrected for the new folks reading pleasure!!! Comments are allowed on the back of the thread, but a lot of the original posters are no longer here, and this thread is not resurrected for opinions or help for the OP. It is for entertainment, and as such, any comments made should be made with that in mind-this is for fun people!!!It is in General so that yall will see it, I did not want to bury it under the original Poly category or in Polls.....Also, for all those that have no idea why an old timer might type tap, tap, tap--here is your answer!!!!Enjoy!!

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OK-as a birthday present to Ron, and because I have actually had this request, we are rerunning this CollarmeClassic for all to read...now keep in mind, THIS IS AN OLD OLD THREAD-it has been resurrected for the new folks reading pleasure!!! Comments are allowed on the back of the thread, but a lot of the original posters are no longer here, and this thread is not resurrected for opinions or help for the OP. It is for entertainment, and as such, any comments made should be made with that in mind-this is for fun people!!!It is in General so that yall will see it, I did not want to bury it under the original Poly category or in Polls.....Also, for all those that have no idea why an old timer might type tap, tap, tap--here is your answer!!!!Enjoy!!

This was a real Jerry Springer thread. And, I had the opportunity to meet this fellow. When last seen, he had moved in with two submissives in Horn Lake near Memphis. I won't say he exaggerates. I was reared to be polite.

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RE: HELP! (not made up!) - 7/13/2011 4:40:28 AM

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yayyy my all time favourite thread!!!!!!!!

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RE: HELP! (not made up!) - 7/13/2011 9:15:49 AM

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I am not sure if this message will get to you. Contact me if you still need help.
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RE: HELP! (not made up!) - 7/13/2011 9:16:51 AM

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ORIGINAL: SoCalM100

I am not sure if this message will get to you. Contact me if you still need help.
Lee

Oh dude...

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RE: HELP! (not made up!) - 7/13/2011 9:52:08 AM

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omg.. seriously?

LaT.. ya beat me to it (damn the posting timers and distractions...lol.. hey..Jethro TULL!!)

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RE: HELP! (not made up!) - 7/13/2011 9:54:29 AM

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Does he know the variant of morse code in the native lesbian tongue? Else all is for naught...

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RE: HELP! (not made up!) - 7/13/2011 6:51:44 PM

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took me 2 hrs to read the whole thing !!!!!

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RE: HELP! (not made up!) - 7/14/2011 6:14:24 AM

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ORIGINAL: Buzzzz

took me 2 hrs to read the whole thing !!!!!

Admit it though, it was 2 hours well spent.

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RE: HELP! (not made up!) - 7/14/2011 6:11:23 PM

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how can someone come up with stuff like that?

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RE: HELP! (not made up!) - 7/14/2011 8:11:45 PM

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how can someone come up with stuff like that?

It took me over an hour to read it and I skipped over some of the posts...maybe next year I'll them all? As for coming up with something like this--this guy should have written it all down and found himself an agent instead of posting it here. I wouldn't be surprised if somebody "steals" his ideas.

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RE: HELP! (not made up!) - 7/15/2011 8:14:52 AM

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I wouldn't be surprised if somebody "steals" his ideas.

~starts printing out the pages~ What?

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