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What is the plural of penis?


Penises
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Penii
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Obligatory other
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RE: What is the plural of penis? - 3/8/2005 4:55:17 PM   
sissymaidlola


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Oooh, sowwy ... thought you asked what the word for a lot of pricks was ?

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RE: What is the plural of penis? - 4/15/2005 12:17:40 PM   
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Well only because I thought that my own personal description of multiple penises might be a bit too....well.....incriminating to post.



Lots O Fun?????

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RE: What is the plural of penis? - 4/15/2005 1:32:17 PM   
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ORIGINAL: GreyStorm



I have to buy one? I think not... M

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RE: What is the plural of penis? - 5/18/2005 4:24:17 PM   
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RE: What is the plural of penis? - 5/18/2005 5:00:46 PM   
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Status: offline 		Anyone know the plural of "clitoris"?

(Hint: It's not whatcha think.)

Lam

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RE: What is the plural of clitoris? - 5/18/2005 7:27:04 PM   
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Anyone know the plural of "clitoris"?

(Hint: It's not whatcha think.)

Well, sissy would have "thunk" it was CLITS or CLITTIES ... so he guesses both of those are right out, yeah ?

How about CUNTS ... no, no, sissy thinks NOT!
PEARLS perhaps ?
BEANS ?? (Nah ... beanz meanz Heinz ... aren't y'all glad Kerry wasn't elected ?!)
KNOBS ??? NUBS ???

How about LOVE BUTTONS ?
Better still ... VENUS MOUNDS ??
Better still again ... HOODED MONKS ???
Or even MOOSE KNUCKLES ???? (ya gotta like that one! )
or sissy's personal favorite ... MEN IN BOATS ???

This just in on sissy's Ouija Board from Frank Zappa ... SUGAR PLUMS ... Thankz, FZ.

Did anybody know that the Swahili word for clitoris is kisimi ?
This probably accounts for why the Disney Corporation chose to build its second large theme park in Central Florida ... that way it could keep all its clito rides (kisimis) in Kissimmee, hee, hee !!

OMG ... did no one suggest DOUCHES yet ?

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RE: What is the plural of clitoris? - 5/18/2005 8:20:34 PM   
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ORIGINAL: sissymaidlola
Did anybody know that the Swahili word for clitoris is kisimi ?
This probably accounts for why the Disney Corporation chose to build its second large theme park in Central Florida ... that way it could keep all its clito rides (kisimis) in Kissimmee


Liar, liar, pants on fire....erm.... or bra... or whatever.

The plural fom of "clitoris" in Swahili is "visimi". Kisimi is the singular form. You don't want to embarass yourself among the tourists, now do you?

Personally, my favorite is the Visayan word for clitoris -- tinggil

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RE: What is the plural of clitoris? - 5/18/2005 9:19:22 PM   
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Status: offline 		Sissy SAID "kisimi" was the singular, not the plural. Read more carefully.

Anyway, the plural of "clitoris" is "clitorides." Since that seems ridiculous, it's also acceptable now to say "clitorises."

Oh, and the reason why it's "clitorides" is because the word is Greek. Other unexpected plurals: "octopodes" (pl. of "octopus") and "rhinocerontes" (pl. of "rhinoceros").

Lam

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RE: What is the plural of clitoris? - 5/18/2005 9:55:41 PM   
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Sissy SAID "kisimi" was the singular, not the plural. Read more carefully.


Now, now, now Lam.... you should heed your own advice. <grin>

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that way it could keep all its clito rides (kisimis) in Kissimmee


Please note the use of the word "kisimis" (with that extra 's' tossed in to pluralize)

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RE: What is the plural of clitoris? - 5/18/2005 10:21:11 PM   
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ORIGINAL: onceburned
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ORIGINAL: sissymaidlola
Did anybody know that the Swahili word for clitoris is kisimi ?
This probably accounts for why the Disney Corporation chose to build its second large theme park in Central Florida ... that way it could keep all its clito rides (kisimis) in Kissimmee

Liar, liar, pants on fire....erm.... or bra... or whatever.

The plural fom of "clitoris" in Swahili is "visimi". Kisimi is the singular form. You don't want to embarass yourself among the tourists, now do you?

I'm so impressed with the above info, I'd like to take Chris and Sissy and mold them into one superawesome sub/servant/fuck/boy/toy... Sorry, it's late, and I might be silly or horny and deranged..

Or I could just love them both as separate entities, and have the plural of penis service..... M

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RE: What is the plural of clitoris? - 5/18/2005 11:15:39 PM   
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ORIGINAL: onceburned

quote:

Sissy SAID "kisimi" was the singular, not the plural. Read more carefully.


Now, now, now Lam.... you should heed your own advice. <grin>

quote:

that way it could keep all its clito rides (kisimis) in Kissimmee


Please note the use of the word "kisimis" (with that extra 's' tossed in to pluralize)


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RE: What is the plural of clitoris? - 5/19/2005 9:00:02 AM   
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ORIGINAL: BlkTallFullfig
I'm so impressed with the above info, I'd like to take Chris and Sissy and mold them into one superawesome sub/servant/fuck/boy/toy... Sorry, it's late, and I might be silly or horny and deranged..


OMG...if we were merged the result would likely be silly, and horny, and deranged!

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RE: What is the plural of clitoris? - 5/19/2005 11:34:14 PM   
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Anyway, the plural of "clitoris" is "clitorides."

OMG, sissy would never have guessed that in a month of Sundays!

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Since that seems ridiculous, it's also acceptable now to say "clitorises."

Not in polite company, it isn't! Trust sissy on this one, Lam. His left cheek is still stinging ... and H.R.H. the Douches of York is no longer speaking to him!

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RE: What is the plural of clitoris? - 5/19/2005 11:53:45 PM   
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ORIGINAL: BlkTallFullfig
I'm so impressed with the above info, I'd like to take Chris and Sissy and mold them into one superawesome sub/servant/fuck/boy/toy... Sorry, it's late, and I might be silly or horny and deranged..

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ORIGINAL: onceburned
OMG...if we were merged the result would likely be silly, and horny, and deranged!


Madame M said "mold" NOT "merge," chris. After taking "your arse" and abusing sissy's "family jewels", if She had indeed said "merge" ... well, that would have been a clear case of "merging on the red dick your arse" ... hee, hee, hee.

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RE: What is the plural of clitoris? - 5/20/2005 12:36:18 AM   
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ORIGINAL: sissymaidlola

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Since that seems ridiculous, it's also acceptable now to say "clitorises."


Not in polite company, it isn't! Trust sissy on this one, Lam.


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RE: What is the plural of clitoris? - 5/20/2005 12:49:56 AM   
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that way it could keep all its clito rides (kisimis) in Kissimmee

Since necessity is the mother of invention, accordingly it should come as no surprise to learn that with all those clitorides residing there in Kissimmee, just down I-4 in Tampa, there reside a bunch of Tampons always ready to do their duty when that certain time of the month rolls around! Isn't Mother Nature wonderful ? It's at times like these that sissy is almost certain that there is a God!

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RE: What is the plural of clitoris? - 5/20/2005 1:04:55 AM   
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Status: offline 		Never having been to Kissimmee, I do not know (at first hand) whether the place has a lot of clitorides. If it does, please let me know. But for now I prefer clitorides in the Philadelphia area. (Possessors of unclaimed Philadelphia clitorides are welcome to e-mail me on the other side.)

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RE: What is the plural of clitoris? - 5/20/2005 5:58:56 AM   
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ORIGINAL: sissymaidlola
Madame M said "mold" NOT "merge," chris. After taking "your arse" and abusing sissy's "family jewels", if She had indeed said "merge" ... well, that would have been a clear case of "merging on the red dick your arse" ... hee, hee, hee.
sissy maid lola

LOL, Well actually Sissy, Chris got it right, I did mean merge at once, and get all the fire, service, intellect, penii I wanted, not mold one at a time...
Deranged explanation.... M


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RE: What is the plural of clitoris? - 5/20/2005 11:44:55 AM   
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Status: offline 		NO! It's "penes," not "penii."

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ORIGINAL: BlkTallFullfig

I did mean merge at once, and get all the fire, service, intellect, penii I wanted, not mold one at a time...


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RE: What is the plural of clitoris? - 5/20/2005 2:08:59 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Lordandmaster
NO! It's "penes," not "penii."

No it's Penii I swear that is the correct plural (or one of them), lol... But of course I used the incorrect word, because if I merged Sissy and Chris I'd simply have one awesome/sensitive/highly functional Penis. M


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