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gooddogbenji -> RE: WTF (2/4/2007 10:43:05 AM)

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ORIGINAL: domiguy
(sound smore Domly)



Mmmmmmm....  smores.....

Yours,


benji



domiguy -> RE: WTF (2/4/2007 10:48:57 AM)

I have nothing gets a sub wet like the smell of "smores."....Sitting around the camp fire while lil'sub susie is filleting a pile of walleyes....Heaven!

Now what did the op have to say?   Oh yeah..what is the best way you have found to fillet a walleye?

out.

D.G.

p.s. Jesus please protect me from your followers.



MsSonnetMarwood -> RE: WTF (2/4/2007 10:56:40 AM)

Since we're completely off topic, I just need to share today's culinary delight.

Dark chocolate espresso cupcake.   Topped with espresso buttercream.  Topped with a whipped cream fortified with a little white chocolate.   Topped with grated dark chocolate.

I made two dozen to take to a meeting with me tomorrow.  I'm not sure they're all going to make it.

Eat your heart out.



domiguy -> RE: WTF (2/4/2007 11:00:22 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MsSonnetMarwood

Since we're completely off topic, I just need to share today's culinary delight.

Dark chocolate espresso cupcake.   Topped with espresso buttercream.  Topped with a whipped cream fortified with a little white chocolate.   Topped with grated dark chocolate.

I made two dozen to take to a meeting with me tomorrow.  I'm not sure they're all going to make it.

Eat your heart out.


In your profile you have a picture of a bon/camp fire...How many walleyes did you cook over it that evening?

out.

D.G.

p.s. Jesus please protect me from your followers.



MsSonnetMarwood -> RE: WTF (2/4/2007 11:07:56 AM)

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In your profile you have a picture of a bon/camp fire...How many walleyes did you cook over it that evening?

out.

D.G.

p.s. Jesus please protect me from your followers.


Just a few marshmallows :-)



KeirasSecret -> RE: WTF (2/4/2007 11:18:53 AM)

quote:

Speaking of penises, I have a giant one.


Oh yea, I have a giant penis. I'm gonna fuck you with all its meanness. Oh baby, oh baby, ahhhhhhh!

See it works.

Be well, 



Gauge -> RE: WTF (2/4/2007 11:30:13 AM)

There once was a man named Enis
Who had a giant penis
He went to the river
The cold made him shiver
But he said it's all about cleaness


OK... maybe it wasn't the best... but what do you want from me?



TexasMaam -> RE: WTF (2/4/2007 11:31:40 AM)

There once was a man from Diceanus,
who bragged on the size of his penis.
His Domme said with dismay:
"you can't cum here today...
you have lied to Madam Karibinus!"





gooddogbenji -> RE: WTF (2/4/2007 11:40:08 AM)

There once was a subby named Venus
Who, luckily, was missing a penis.
       Lord Master Such and Such,
       Regretted this much,
Because of his faggoty-ness.

Hey, I tried.

Yours,


benji



KeirasSecret -> RE: WTF (2/4/2007 11:47:51 AM)

quote:

There once was a subby named Venus
Who, luckily, was missing a penis.
      Lord Master Such and Such,
      Regretted this much,
Because of his faggoty-ness.


Lord Master Such and Such,
Regretted this very much
Because it was just what he needed!

Be well,



MsPoetress -> RE: WTF (2/4/2007 11:54:02 AM)

More things rhyme with 'cock' [:D]

~poe



gooddogbenji -> RE: WTF (2/4/2007 11:55:20 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: KeirasSecret

quote:

There once was a subby named Venus
Who, luckily, was missing a penis.
     Lord Master Such and Such,
     Regretted this much,
Because of his faggoty-ness.


Lord Master Such and Such,
Regretted this very much
Because it was just what he needed!

Be well,


How does "needed" rhyme with "penis?"

Yours,


benji



KeirasSecret -> RE: WTF (2/4/2007 12:15:46 PM)

quote:

How does "needed" rhyme with "penis?"


It doesn’t but, neither do such or much. It works as a last line because of the number of syllables.

There once was a subby named Venus
Who, luckily, was missing a penis.
Lord Master Such and Such,
Regretted this very much,
Because he was gay,
And his male sub ran away!

There, better?

Be well,



Aileen68 -> RE: WTF (2/4/2007 12:54:41 PM)

I make the best fucking guacamole and I curse a lot when I drink.



MsPoetress -> RE: WTF (2/4/2007 1:03:21 PM)

I can't make guacamole (let alone spell it without having to look at your post) and I curse, smoke and I am very loud when I drink.

~poe



Aileen68 -> RE: WTF (2/4/2007 1:05:31 PM)

ARE YOU FUCKING DRINKING NOW? 



Sinergy -> RE: WTF (2/4/2007 1:07:13 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

Oh, and by the way, I could not find a rhyme for "penis."

Yours,


benji


Try ingenious...

Genus..

Thesis..

Recess...

Reeses..

Jesus...

Should I go on or can you finish the poem on your own?

Sinergy



Lorelei115 -> RE: WTF (2/4/2007 1:10:33 PM)

Reeses Penis. Yes, that could make money. [:D]



Aileen68 -> RE: WTF (2/4/2007 1:11:32 PM)

Jesus penis...probably NOT a big money maker.



Sinergy -> RE: WTF (2/4/2007 1:23:35 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Aileen68

Jesus penis...probably NOT a big money maker.


There once was a man named Jesus
Who told people to stop playing with their penis
The people went to school
and learned how to not drool
And recently finished their thesis.

Sinergy



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