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LadyEllen -> RE: This simply wont do! (2/6/2007 10:33:39 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld quote: ORIGINAL: LadyEllen Ha! You fell for my devious plan! Now this is the first thread to ever have 3 visits from Mod XI and not be closed down LOL! I claim a Guinness World Record. Well, I'll settle for a Guinness. Oh, alright; a glass of water then. E Foolish mortal. She is grooming you for a severe spanking. Really? Wow! I'd fly over for it, but you know that cannibal guy still hasnt sent me the money I asked for so I'm a bit skint at the mo. Got any spare change? E

SirDiscipliner69 -> RE: This simply wont do! (2/6/2007 10:33:41 AM)
Do I need to come up with some more quizes to baffle you LE? Ross http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Bon_D_Age/members?o=6 Designermite http://www.cafepress.com/designermite

sensualmagirl -> RE: This simply wont do! (2/6/2007 10:36:09 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: twicehappy quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse Gent, do you have a recipe that involves cream of mushroom soup? I seem to have aquired an overabundance of such. First get Northerngent to ship you a nice leg of subbie...... what spices go with "leg of subbie"? Is it like lamb? Rosemary and garlic perhaps? I wonder if www.penzeys.com has a good spice blend to go with that? What about "leg of Dom"? What pray-tell would you season that with?

LadyEllen -> RE: This simply wont do! (2/6/2007 10:37:29 AM)
Well Ross, you know, what with me being a genius and all, it would be a self defeating activity for you? You just couldnt make puzzles fast enough to keep up.... Well, unless its that damned sudoku stuff. I was under the impression that the post war settlement included changes to the Japanese constitution such that torture had been banned. E

Wulfchyld -> RE: This simply wont do! (2/6/2007 10:40:09 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyEllen Really? Wow! I'd fly over for it, but you know that cannibal guy still hasnt sent me the money I asked for so I'm a bit skint at the mo. Got any spare change? E You ever see the movie "When a stranger calls"? Has it ever occured to you that the said Mod could actually be in your attic?

Lorelei115 -> RE: This simply wont do! (2/6/2007 10:40:39 AM)
Sheesh. I leave this thread for an hour and it all degenerates into nonsense. What is the world coming to?? shakes fist at the sky

HarleyKitty69 -> RE: This simply wont do! (2/6/2007 10:40:42 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sensualmagirl quote: ORIGINAL: twicehappy quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse Gent, do you have a recipe that involves cream of mushroom soup? I seem to have aquired an overabundance of such. First get Northerngent to ship you a nice leg of subbie...... what spices go with "leg of subbie"? Is it like lamb? Rosemary and garlic perhaps? I wonder if www.penzeys.com has a good spice blend to go with that? What about "leg of Dom"? What pray-tell would you season that with? I heard somewhere that ginger root will go great with a "leg of suppie".. Don't know if it is true so.... ~greed~ Single, Free and Loving it

KeirasSecret -> RE: This simply wont do! (2/6/2007 10:42:14 AM)
quote: Sounds ominous. I started like that....within months I was measuring people and the insides of their ovens.... It is as I feared then. This would explain the basil he has been putting in my hair (he said it was a pretty flower, but I noticed there was NO flower), and the oregano in my tub water. I'll be keeping my eyes open for a tape measure. Be well,

NorthernGent -> RE: This simply wont do! (2/6/2007 10:46:10 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: twicehappy quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse Gent, do you have a recipe that involves cream of mushroom soup? I seem to have aquired an overabundance of such. First get Northerngent to ship you a nice leg of subbie...... It has been a poor harvest this year so I'm literally down to the bare bones.......suppose I could spare a foot or something......

Lorelei115 -> RE: This simply wont do! (2/6/2007 10:48:17 AM)
Now that's starting out on the right foot, NG. But you'll never get ahead that way.

NorthernGent -> RE: This simply wont do! (2/6/2007 10:52:51 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: KeirasSecret quote: Sounds ominous. I started like that....within months I was measuring people and the insides of their ovens.... It is as I feared then. This would explain the basil he has been putting in my hair (he said it was a pretty flower, but I noticed there was NO flower), and the oregano in my tub water. I be keeping my eyes open for a tape measure. Be well, You know when you're tied, on all fours and blind-folded?.......he's just measuring you up for the big day....

LadyEllen -> RE: This simply wont do! (2/6/2007 10:52:56 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld quote: ORIGINAL: LadyEllen Really? Wow! I'd fly over for it, but you know that cannibal guy still hasnt sent me the money I asked for so I'm a bit skint at the mo. Got any spare change? E You ever see the movie "When a stranger calls"? Has it ever occured to you that the said Mod could actually be in your attic? What? In the attic? Well thats no good! I'd best get myself upstairs and rescue the poor Mod from Adrian who lives in the apartment above me. It'd be no good spanking him. He likes it. A lot. E

LadyEllen -> RE: This simply wont do! (2/6/2007 10:54:13 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lorelei115 Sheesh. I leave this thread for an hour and it all degenerates into nonsense. What is the world coming to?? shakes fist at the sky Yeah. Sorry. Its my fault. Ellen Degenerate

KeirasSecret -> RE: This simply wont do! (2/6/2007 11:03:03 AM)
quote: You know when you're tied, on all fours and blind-folded?.......he's just measuring you up for the big day.... Oh shit, that was three weeks ago! Be well,

NorthernGent -> RE: This simply wont do! (2/6/2007 11:12:48 AM)
lol, has he had you on a diet of red meat and spinach for the last week?

NorthernGent -> RE: This simply wont do! (2/6/2007 11:16:28 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lorelei115 But you'll never get ahead that way. Hmmm, you've hit the nail on the head...... I've a bone to pick with twice happy, I want my body parts back.....

KeirasSecret -> RE: This simply wont do! (2/6/2007 11:18:55 AM)
No… thank goodness, trying to eat spinach would make me gag. Nasty, slimy….. Do you think this means I might be safe? Do cannibals like to partake of scrawny munchkins? If not I might be safe on that account as well. Be well,

NorthernGent -> RE: This simply wont do! (2/6/2007 11:26:47 AM)
Safe as houses. Rest in peace that next time you're at his mercy it is not a prelude to being a delightful second course.....

LaTigresse -> RE: This simply wont do! (2/6/2007 11:29:23 AM)
Okay, I have all these cans of Campbells Cream of Mushroom soup and a hot oven. One leg-o-subbie needed.

LotusSong -> RE: This simply wont do! (2/6/2007 11:32:18 AM)
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