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Pickup Lines - 2/7/2007 9:41:52 AM

LotusSong

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Redneck pickup lines

1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?cuz I can see myself in em.
6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.
8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."
9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer " bed-rock."
10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?I think he went inta this cheap motel room. 11) Yer eyes are as blue & pretty as window cleaner.
12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
and.... the best for last!

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench........every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.

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RE: Pickup Lines - 2/7/2007 10:33:57 AM

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Excellent...

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RE: Pickup Lines - 2/7/2007 12:37:45 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Sternhand4

Excellent...

We aims ta please :)

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RE: Pickup Lines - 2/7/2007 12:53:29 PM

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lmao

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RE: Pickup Lines - 2/7/2007 1:25:54 PM

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Ron White's take on these.

Hey - don't I know you from the bus?
My mom has that same dress?
Wanna see a trick I learned in prison?
How much were your breasts?
Are you drunk or is that just a lazy eye?
My tool needs a shed.
I'd like to park my corrective shoes underneath your bed.
You think it's impressive now - this cold sore is just gettin started!
Mind if I hang out here till it's safe back where I farted?
Excuse me for interruptin, and I'm not trying to make a pass,
but you must be leavin the country if you're packin that much ass!

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RE: Pickup Lines - 2/7/2007 6:18:11 PM

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Good addition. Thanks :)

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RE: Pickup Lines - 2/7/2007 6:20:02 PM

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ahem..... this ones from good old London Town.... 'hi babe are you on your own tonight?.....(reply yeah).....well im not surprised! ( makes like a tree and buggers off)

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RE: Pickup Lines - 2/7/2007 7:09:56 PM

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Wanna have sex with me or would I be wastin' my money and time buyin' you drinks?

< Message edited by Saratov -- 2/7/2007 7:10:19 PM >

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RE: Pickup Lines - 2/7/2007 7:19:45 PM

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That shirt you're wearing is becoming on you, and if I was that shirt I would be-cumming on you too.

If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

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RE: Pickup Lines - 2/7/2007 8:38:26 PM

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That dress looks good on you ..... but it would look better rolled in a ball and kicked to the foot of my bed.

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RE: Pickup Lines - 2/7/2007 9:14:28 PM

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Those jeans look great on you... I bet they would look better on the floor.

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RE: Pickup Lines - 2/7/2007 10:36:12 PM

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Guy: "Gal! Would I like to get into YOUR panties!"

Gal: "Why? Did you shit in yours?

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