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Mercnbeth -> "Today's Special" (3/9/2005 9:33:45 AM)
A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: CHEESEBURGER: $2.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH: $3.50 HANDJOB: $10.00 Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to a meager looking group of men. "Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?" "I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?" "Yes," she purrs, "I am." The man replies: "Well, go wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger!"

Pavel -> RE: "Today's Special" (3/9/2005 10:27:41 AM)
Hell yeah, you can't get a good cheeseburger anywhere for 2.50 now a days. Good joke though.

sissymaidlola -> RE: "Today's Special" (3/10/2005 3:10:18 PM)
quote: Hell yeah, you can't get a good cheeseburger anywhere for 2.50 now a days. The last time sissy checked into this, you can't get a good handjob in a bar for $10.00 either! So what's your point, Pavel ? sissy maid lola [image]local://upfiles/21203/7550AAD373274EA8911F0BC3852D002C.jpg[/image]

Mercnbeth -> RE: "Today's Special" (3/10/2005 3:24:32 PM)
quote: you can't get a good handjob in a bar for $10.00 either! So what's your point, Pavel ? lola, Great! [:D] Was trying to come up with a way to point out the same thing without self-incremination. Guess this is an old joke with old prices.

sissymaidlola -> RE: "Today's Special" (3/10/2005 3:49:48 PM)
quote: Guess this is an old joke with old prices. Hell, sissy remembers the bar in question well. He used to frequent it regularly in the late seventies. In fact, sissy still has a couple of rainchecks for their daily special ... to tell the truth, sissy is sitting here wondering if they'll still honor them ? sissy maid lola [image]local://upfiles/21203/7550AAD373274EA8911F0BC3852D002C.jpg[/image]

Pavel -> RE: "Today's Special" (3/11/2005 10:45:14 AM)
I'm a college student. I live by a sorority. If I was seeking a handjob, I would imagine I could get it alot easier than parting with 10 bucks. Now, a cheese burger, fuck, you can't find one of those around here for anything less than 4 or 5 bucks (excluding some of the fast food places, and in which case, the cheese must be called "cheese" for obvious reasons). Thus, sex is cheap, burgers expensive.

sissymaidlola -> RE: "Today's Special" (3/11/2005 8:36:36 PM)
quote: Thus, sex is cheap, burgers expensive. [sm=lol.gif] Hmm, really ? sissy Always thought it was, "sex is cheap, buggery's expensive." sissy maid lola [image]local://upfiles/21203/7550AAD373274EA8911F0BC3852D002C.jpg[/image]

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