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What is it exactly, that makes me so damned wonderful?

my sparkling wit and humour

4% (2)

my undoubted good looks

2% (1)

my unwaivering compassion for those less fortunate (ie, you)

2% (1)

my unstinting modesty, within the bounds of my superiority

0% (0)

my vastly superior intellect

4% (2)

my regular use of correct spelling and grammar

10% (5)

my all encompassing knowledge and wisdom

0% (0)

my ability to listen and feign interest

4% (2)

my totally justifiable arrogance

2% (1)

all of the above

71% (35)

Total Votes : 49

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RE: What is it exactly, that makes me so damned wonderful? - 2/9/2007 6:15:44 AM

Emperor1956

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Your continued usurption of MY initial.

E.

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RE: What is it exactly, that makes me so damned wonderful? - 2/9/2007 6:26:10 AM

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Dear Lady E..

Words fail me. If there is ever a Church of Our Lady Ellen of Collar Me, I want to be your first disciple.

Only then will you truly be worshipped in the way you deserve.

Your disciple,
-L

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RE: What is it exactly, that makes me so damned wonderful? - 2/9/2007 6:26:49 AM

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Well, I'm impressed.

We finally seem to have found something on which we all agree! Apart from Emperor maybe, but I think even he will have to understand now that there is only one E, in the light of the overwhelming evidence of my acknowledged illustriousness in a free and fair assessment by way of peer review.

Thanks everyone!

E

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RE: What is it exactly, that makes me so damned wonderful? - 2/9/2007 6:34:08 AM

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Lady E,

You forgot to list the most important thing that makes you better than most of us, your brittish accent. Everyone knows through movie's and such that ALL people with a brittish accent are better people. Look at the movie Troy.....all spoke with Brittish accents and I can safely say that those people were indeed a high step above the rest of us. In all movie's the scientist and people of importantance always have Brit accents as do all evil master minds.

:)

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RE: What is it exactly, that makes me so damned wonderful? - 2/9/2007 6:35:53 AM

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Oh, Lady Ellen....peer review? No such thing for the exhalted such as yourself. You have no peer.

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RE: What is it exactly, that makes me so damned wonderful? - 2/9/2007 6:39:06 AM

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I went for all the above because well you are all of the above lol.
I want to add a new one though - 'bringer of my demons'.
Why? Because you have made me question how others see us / me and now im questioning all the things people call me and wondering how i can be so many things roled into one!!

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RE: What is it exactly, that makes me so damned wonderful? - 2/9/2007 6:40:17 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: drawntothedark

Lady E,

You forgot to list the most important thing that makes you better than most of us, your brittish accent. Everyone knows through movie's and such that ALL people with a brittish accent are better people. Look at the movie Troy.....all spoke with Brittish accents and I can safely say that those people were indeed a high step above the rest of us. In all movie's the scientist and people of importantance always have Brit accents as do all evil master minds.

:)

True enough I suppose....although that wouldn't really distinguish me from the other Brits here so much, none of whom measure up to me of course.

Worryingly though, I'm seeing that you're saying I forgot something, which constitutes an error or omission on my part, which of course cannot be, since I am so damned wonderful, as evidenced by responses to this thread.

As an evil mastermind with a heart though, I will grant you the choice of being tipped backwards from your seat into a flaming pit, or being devoured by piranhas, in order to make amends.

E

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RE: What is it exactly, that makes me so damned wonderful? - 2/9/2007 6:41:27 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

I went for all the above because well you are all of the above lol.
I want to add a new one though - 'bringer of my demons'.
Why? Because you have made me question how others see us / me and now im questioning all the things people call me and wondering how i can be so many things roled into one!!

Always happy to help MissT

E

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RE: What is it exactly, that makes me so damned wonderful? - 2/9/2007 6:42:48 AM

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Much like a snowflake...never two exactly alike...but all wonderful in their way....

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RE: What is it exactly, that makes me so damned wonderful? - 2/9/2007 6:43:08 AM

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I bow to you Lady E, and if you send me your snail mail addy, I'll send you a homemade valentine too

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RE: What is it exactly, that makes me so damned wonderful? - 2/9/2007 6:43:39 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

quote:

ORIGINAL: drawntothedark

Lady E,

You forgot to list the most important thing that makes you better than most of us, your brittish accent. Everyone knows through movie's and such that ALL people with a brittish accent are better people. Look at the movie Troy.....all spoke with Brittish accents and I can safely say that those people were indeed a high step above the rest of us. In all movie's the scientist and people of importantance always have Brit accents as do all evil master minds.

:)

True enough I suppose....although that wouldn't really distinguish me from the other Brits here so much, none of whom measure up to me of course.

Worryingly though, I'm seeing that you're saying I forgot something, which constitutes an error or omission on my part, which of course cannot be, since I am so damned wonderful, as evidenced by responses to this thread.

As an evil mastermind with a heart though, I will grant you the choice of being tipped backwards from your seat into a flaming pit, or being devoured by piranhas, in order to make amends.

E

Couldn't I just give you a few pints of blood and possiably an appendage that I'm not using right now. I really have no use for my left ear.

I could even take it to your temple and place it before your feet doing some kind of dance. Would that make you happy oh great and wonderful one?

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RE: What is it exactly, that makes me so damned wonderful? - 2/9/2007 6:51:24 AM

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Dear LadyE,

I simply couldn't decide, but, finally came to choose your continued correct spelling and grammar as one of my favorite aspects of your posts.

Well, of course, this is on top to your very clever mind and sharp wit (I didn't see that listed), one of the numerous reasons I so enjoy reading what you have to say on any subject matter.

You obviously do not need my humble opinion or approval, but, keep up the good work.

*re-reading above to make sure I caught any typos as to not offend LadyE's fine sense of the proper English language... hope she forgives this colonist for any grammatical errors*

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RE: What is it exactly, that makes me so damned wonderful? - 2/9/2007 6:55:24 AM

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Blood? And a left ear?

Nah. We gave up maiming as a sacrifice at my temple a while back now. I mean, it doesnt do to make a bad situation worse, and my devotees back then were ugly before we started hacking bits off them. At least now I have far more attractive followers, and dont have to change the flooring every other week.

Tell you what - how about a hundred Hail Ellens in pennance instead?

And then we'll chuck you in the snake pit? Cant say fairer than that, surely?

E

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RE: What is it exactly, that makes me so damned wonderful? - 2/9/2007 6:59:45 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

Blood? And a left ear?

Nah. We gave up maiming as a sacrifice at my temple a while back now. I mean, it doesnt do to make a bad situation worse, and my devotees back then were ugly before we started hacking bits off them. At least now I have far more attractive followers, and dont have to change the flooring every other week.

Tell you what - how about a hundred Hail Ellens in pennance instead?

And then we'll chuck you in the snake pit? Cant say fairer than that, surely?

E

Oh great and Wonderful Lady E.

I have made the ultimate sacrifice a person can make on the forums....for you. I your lowly subject have taken my sexy red lipped avatar and replaced it with a dead stick figure face thingy. I hope this soothes your wrath and feelings.

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RE: What is it exactly, that makes me so damned wonderful? - 2/9/2007 7:00:19 AM

LadyEllen

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quote:

ORIGINAL: lighthearted

I bow to you Lady E, and if you send me your snail mail addy, I'll send you a homemade valentine too

That would be nice, but I dont think the Royal Mail deliver to the higher ethereal planes unfortunately. Something about "don't be so soddin' daft" according to the post office official I spoke to.

But thank you for the thought.

E

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RE: What is it exactly, that makes me so damned wonderful? - 2/9/2007 7:05:40 AM

LadyEllen

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eeekk! The dead face thingy is awful!

A full pardon if you put the other one back!

E

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RE: What is it exactly, that makes me so damned wonderful? - 2/9/2007 7:17:13 AM

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LadyEllen,

You know that I worship at the alter that is you! (and if you think about that too long it just may creep you out ;-)

For you information, you really understated #2 which is why it's not garnering the attention you would normally expect. As Wayne would say, "Schwiiiiiiing"

Hey, I love strong, intelligent, confident woman - don't you ever change.

Your Little Yankee Bitch Boy ;-D

P.S. Was having technical difficulties yesterday - that whole technology making our life easier thing.

Editted: My apologies, I forgot to mention the bowing down (sans clothing of course) and kissing your feet. Guess I'm in for another ass beating for omitting that important detail.

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RE: What is it exactly, that makes me so damned wonderful? - 2/9/2007 7:48:59 AM

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ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

In the interests of shameless self promotion, and with the best traditions of vote rigging in mind, and especially before any of the usual suspects think up this little jape for themselves, I thought it would be opportune at this juncture for everyone here to start thinking now, as to why I should be on their Valentine’s Day card list; whatever their gender, sexuality, orientation, age, shoe size etc – and I really ought to be on everyone’s list as I am without doubt the most wonderful person here.

What is it exactly, that makes me so damned wonderful?

E

What an easy choice......it's all of you! Your da bomb!

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RE: What is it exactly, that makes me so damned wonderful? - 2/9/2007 7:57:19 AM

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I went and did it... proved my unworthiness of your presence, I failed to see "wit" as the first choice with humor....

begging your forgiveness for my lack of attention to detail.

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ORIGINAL: sensualmagirl

Well, of course, this is on top to your very clever mind and sharp wit (I didn't see that listed), one of the numerous reasons I so enjoy reading what you have to say on any subject matter.

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RE: What is it exactly, that makes me so damned wonderful? - 2/9/2007 8:01:47 AM

LadyEllen

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Really, dont worry!

It would be entirely unreasonable to expect perfection in others. And as seems clear, I am reason itself.

Which doesn't bode well for the future of the planet, all in all.

E

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