Goodmix
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An old lady dies and goes to heaven
She's chatting it up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a
sudden she hears the most awful blood curdling screams.
"Don't worry about that," says St. Peter, "it's only someone having
the holes put into her shoulder blade for wings."
The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the
conversation. Ten minutes later, there are more blood curdling
screams.
"Oh my God," says the old lady, "now what is happening?"
"Not to worry," says St. Peter, "she's just having her head drilled
to fit the halo."
"I can't do this," says the old lady, "I'm going to hell."
"You can't go there," says St. Peter. "You will be raped and
sodomized."
"Maybe so," says the old lady, "but I've already got the holes
drilled for that."
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