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knees2you -> The Parrot and the Dishwasher man (3/10/2005 12:49:34 PM)
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Mrs. Davidson's dishwasher quit working so she calls
>>>a repairman. Since she has to go to work the next
>>>day, she tells him,
>>>"I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher,
>>>leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you the cheque.
>>>Oh, by the way, don't worry about my Bull Dog, he won't bother you.
>But,
>>>whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!"
>>>
>>>When the repair man arrives at Mrs. Davidson's apartment the next day,
>he
>>>discovers the biggest and meanest Bull Dog he has ever seen. But just
>as
>>>she said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman
>go
>>>about his business.
>>>The Parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant
>>>yelling, cursing, and name calling.
>>>
>>>
>>>Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled,
>>>"Shut up, you stupid ugly bird !"
>>>To which the parrot replied,
>>>
>>>"Get him, Spike!"
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