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cuddleheart50 -> Old People Have Problems Too (2/11/2007 8:57:54 AM)

 



An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count


as part of his physical exam.





The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and


bring back a semen sample tomorrow."





The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and


gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.





The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, "Well, doc,

it's like


this - first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I


tried with my left hand, but still nothing.





Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand,


then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first


with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.





We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too,


first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it


between her knees, but still nothing.





The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"





The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open."




nyrisa -> RE: Old People Have Problems Too (2/11/2007 9:11:59 AM)

A 90 year old man was in for his annual exam. The doctor, busy reading his chart, said, "I need you to provide a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample."

The old man cupped his ear, and leaned toward his wife, "Ehhh...?? What's that he said??"

The frail little old lady yelled in his ear, "He said, give him your shorts!"




Bella1 -> RE: Old People Have Problems Too (2/11/2007 9:48:05 AM)

[sm=biggrin.gif]  I like that one

*Bella1*




raygill -> RE: Old People Have Problems Too (2/12/2007 6:10:23 PM)

hell i am fifty four years old and i still have trouble opening the jar. but the joke was cute




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