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Mercnbeth -> The next Enzyte spokesman... (3/11/2005 1:54:20 PM)

A Romanian man limped into the hospital and pulled down his pants to reveal his wedding ring stuck on his penis.

The patient, who is married with two kids, told doctors he had a one-night stand with another woman. He couldn't say how the ring ended up where it was, but suspected the woman wanted to embarrass him because he fell asleep during sex.

Doctors got the ring off, but couldn't cure the man's embarrassment.


From this article: http://nypost.com/news/weirdbuttrue/weirdbuttrue.htm



sissymaidlola -> RE: The next Enzyte spokesman... (3/11/2005 5:33:57 PM)

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He couldn't say how the ring ended up where it was, but suspected the woman wanted to embarrass him because he fell asleep during sex.

On another thread the question, "Does size matter ?" is posed. Well, it would appear that size does indeed matter. Clearly a man should have a weenie that has at least enough girth that his wedding ring doesn't fit on it when flacid ... OMG, Mercnbeth, please tell sissy that this Romanian's skimpy salami wasn't erect when the ring was put on him !!

sissy Feels a kind of Jeff Foxworthy joke coming on here ... "If your "Gates of Hell" was made by your wife out of old wedding bands, you might just be a pencil dick !" LMAO [sm=lol.gif]

Curtsies,

sissy maid lola

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conflicted -> RE: The next Enzyte spokesman... (3/12/2005 5:30:21 AM)

[:D] LOL sissy, i thought along the lines you did!!

maybe that was one instance of where " try before you buy" wouldve been applicable!!


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Blk4u2 -> RE: The next Enzyte spokesman... (3/13/2005 4:00:26 PM)

I've been seeing the ads for this on tv. This stuff cannot actually enlarge a man's penis. One would think that if it did, men and women alike would be jumping all over it. Right ?



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