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bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/13/2007 10:10:07 AM)
waves arms me me me please stand all over me ALL of the Dommes...a few kicks wouldnt go amiss to either.... Would you like a drink Samba?

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/13/2007 12:07:53 PM)
sorry this Cruise Director doesn't drink - she'll have a glass of sparkling white grape juice attention passengers - blu has volunteered for today's trampling demonstration. have fun

sensualmagirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/13/2007 12:48:29 PM)
Where is tea time being held? I heard there will be scones and scoundrels and sluts a plenty...

bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/13/2007 2:15:54 PM)
OOOh tea time offers the Cruise Director her Grape Juice Madam when will the boot worship commence? And will there be Mistresses aboard whips in hand thrashing the rowers?

LadyEllen -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/13/2007 2:36:27 PM)
The problem with thrashing the rowers, is that the rowers reach ramming speed much too quickly...... E

FukinTroll -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/13/2007 2:40:28 PM)
Lady E, you have just turned the sacred art of " A Viking" into some kind of kinky perversion! I knew I liked you for some reason.

HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/13/2007 2:41:31 PM)
stretches and groans Good morning passengers and crew. brushes teeth and opens newspaper Did I burn anymore holes in the ship in my sleep?

bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/13/2007 2:41:35 PM)
......or die...horribly which is always going to cause some kind of problem. Ok how about the odd whack and the shoving of a boot on the shoulder?

HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/13/2007 2:58:25 PM)
Everyone went silent....do I have chunks of passengers stuck my teeth?

bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/13/2007 3:01:11 PM)
Yes you do! naughty Dragon! gets HOOOGE toothbrush to clean bits of flesh off your teef now dont do it again! rolls eyes I'm off to get trampled by lots and lots of powerful mega bitch dommes (dreeeeaam dream dream dreeeeeam...when ever i want you all i have to do is dreeeeeee he heeeeem!)

HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/13/2007 3:08:05 PM)
I can take no responsibility for the chaos I cause in my sleep. Have fun with the trampling...but your song looses something in the translation to post.

sensualmagirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/13/2007 3:09:36 PM)
No Hydro... we were all of on the Virgin Islands... you must have missed it... you JUST woke up? Must've been some party last night... at least the sexy wenches are back... 'bout time. Where's the Salon/Spa? Do they have any specials for "pet" grooming today?

HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/13/2007 3:18:35 PM)
Well I had this whole torch the valiant knight thing to do....work work work. So I took a nap after. Ask the cruise director about the specials...where the bloody hell is she?

sensualmagirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/13/2007 3:29:05 PM)
The Cruise Director must still be gathering up some willing Virgins from the Virgin Islands...

HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/13/2007 3:43:51 PM)
Did the pirates learn where to find the virgin's G-spot yet? They're gonna need to know. The ship is gonna be swarming with warm virgin flesh soon. And yes, I'll try not to eat them...better make that I'll try not to have to pick them out of my teeth in the morning.....better make that I'll try not to kill them.

bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/13/2007 4:14:31 PM)
no sireeeee us pirates are battered drunk and wholly incapable of deflowering virgins...atleast thats my excuse, but we are going to dock the disney ship later and murder everyone then steal the treasure and shout 'AHARRRR' quite alot at eachother then swing back aboard the good ship CM and hope we dont get the wrong ship like last time when we ended up aboard a Royal Naval pirate searcher and had to 'AHARRRR' our way off it again!

HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/13/2007 4:18:44 PM)
I say we spit and roast every costume wearing, happy dancing, cartoony bastard there. I'll just fly over ahead of time and get the fire started. Where's my marshmallows. We could always commandeer the damn thing and turn it into the second ship of our naughty pleasure fleet.

cjenny -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/13/2007 4:21:20 PM)
Ah Cruise Director I've a request. No nubile virgins brought aboard.. I mean how am I supposed to score against all that competition? Buffet time? I'm famished.

bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/13/2007 4:25:48 PM)
I like your thinking Hydro i'll get the pirates even more hammered on hard liquor, we will get the songs going and absolutely tare the ass off the disney buggers even though i've heard they have a few tough dudes on board....... we are gonna need low level flying from you to create a diversion which wil enable crack commando unit alpha to drop in via the ropes whilst the boat squadron row out and climb upward to take the deck by storm, be careful of blue on blue strikes, we will radio you in with a call sign of 'death from above'

cjenny -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/13/2007 4:30:19 PM)
Nice tooshy bludemonn [8\|]

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