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sweetkcredhead -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/21/2007 6:16:02 AM)


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ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl

now accepting applications for Cruise Director
in the meantime, the bosses said i have to stay on as Cruise Director until i find my replacement.

good morning, cruise passengers!

it's Lent for the saints however we are no saints here!  for the next 40 days, CM Party Cruise will offer different delights in BDSM to expand and expound your lifestyle experience. don't be surprised if you see a nun or priest walking around the ship - i know some of you have such naughty divine fantasies. [;)]

today - experience repentance of your "sins" with our mystery floggers in the dungeon.  each passenger is required to spend at least 15 minutes "repenting" your "sins" to them so you may be absolved for tomorrow's fun. confession is good for the soul, passengers.

aloha deck - medieval torture: take a trip back to the Inquisition and confess being a heretic! we have a water torture wheel, St. Andrew's cross and other fun activities to test your "faith".

club deck - more fun with rubber and plastic: let our staff wrap you up for some facesitting and/or spankings.  if you're not too abused and sore from the other activities, there's always riding the electro-cock until you scream for mercy!

*insert evil laugh here*

have fun and enjoy your day, passengers
Cruise Director




*smiles sweetly* what if i have no sins to repent?

sarah1




bearincuffs -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/21/2007 6:43:38 AM)

Ahhh  sweetkcredhead, we all have sins hahahaha  Besides, I know from personal experience the mystery floogers are worth submitting to  hehehehe!




SweetSarijane -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/21/2007 6:48:30 AM)

Morning bear. How are you today? Don't let #1's attempt at innocence fool ya lol she taught me everything I didn't already know when I met her <grin>.




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/21/2007 6:49:11 AM)

yeah right - you have no "sins" to confess

not everyone can be a "saint" around here




bearincuffs -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/21/2007 6:52:17 AM)

Good morning Sarah2, well I was doing good until I went to shower and realized someone stuck this bloddy chastity belt on me!




SweetSarijane -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/21/2007 7:00:08 AM)

Oh tsk tsk......errr how much DID you end up drinking before pass...err going to sleep last night? I drifted off to sleep in a deck chair to blu's screams from piano's cabin myself.




bearincuffs -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/21/2007 7:05:59 AM)

I lost track after accepting those triple whiskeys from blu and pianogirl




SweetSarijane -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/21/2007 7:11:03 AM)

I avoided those myself....I was dreamy and lost in thought last night. Any hangover to deal with?




bearincuffs -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/21/2007 7:11:12 AM)

Though have to wonder if dream had something to do with this!
Not really, ate some chcolate and that got rid of any hangover! 




SweetSarijane -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/21/2007 7:12:19 AM)

The possibilities are endless I'm thinkin'.




SweetSarijane -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/21/2007 7:13:42 AM)

Chocolate as a hangover cure.......I like!!! [:)]




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/21/2007 7:14:32 AM)

actually, bear, everyone's has a chastity belt on today [:D]




pianogirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/21/2007 7:28:40 AM)

good morning bear - how's that belt fitting? I hope its not cutting off any circulation.

Did blu and I keep you awake last night? So sorry (not!)




bearincuffs -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/21/2007 7:39:17 AM)

Ahh  good morning pianogirl, uhm lets not talk about my chastity belt quite yet! * Hmmm  ponders how a fellow Canadian can be so cruel* Come to think of it, sure glad that in my drunken stupor I retained enough sense and didn't surrender myself to you!




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/21/2007 7:40:39 AM)

Attention passengers

whoever took the key to all the chastity belts - please return it to the Cruise Director's office IMMEDIATELY!!  you will not be punished for your transgression!!

thank you




pianogirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/21/2007 7:50:57 AM)

Damn these things are friggin cold eh bear?!?!?




pianogirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/21/2007 7:52:35 AM)

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ORIGINAL: litleone8620

*tucks the key away into her cleavage*

I dare you to get it


I found the keys CD - now we just need to find litleone




bearincuffs -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/21/2007 7:54:01 AM)

That's for sure! And this belt is driving me crazy, right now I'm desparate enough to submit to whoever unlocks my belt!!!!




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/21/2007 7:55:50 AM)

*memo to self  - change locks to Cruise Director's cabin and office*

oh, litleone, come out ...come out wherever you are ...i need that key back, please




pianogirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/21/2007 10:28:47 AM)

"today - experience repentance of your "sins" with our mystery floggers in the dungeon.  each passenger is required to spend at least 15 minutes "repenting" your "sins" to them so you may be absolved for tomorrow's fun. confession is good for the soul, passengers"

*piano crawls back to her cabin after spending an ungodly 90 minutes with the mystery floggers - her various body parts marked, bruises already beginning to form*

Hey - what can I say - I'm not catholic.  It was my first confession!!!!!




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