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bearincuffs -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/22/2007 7:49:09 PM)

* bear runs back to his cabin and grabs the vital containing several drops of bludemonn blood. Lights up some sweetgrass and sits crosslegged while holding the precious vial. Candles are placed in a circle around bear along with a solid line of sea salt, bear slowly begins chanting an ancient languge in a guttural voice. The hypnotic sound causes the blood to glow with a silvery light, drawing and compelling the demon back to the cruise ship. *




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/22/2007 8:21:30 PM)

*hears bear doing some sort of mystic chanting in his cabin to bring blu back to the cruise ship*

shivers




dreamofthemoon -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/22/2007 9:37:17 PM)

*sees the glow of bear's candles from her cabin window... wonders if she'll have to do a confession since she's not even catholic*




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/22/2007 10:17:12 PM)

"confessions" on the CM Party Cruise has nothing to do with the Catholic faith (hint the " " around the religious references).  venture into the dungeon and have a flogging session with our mystery floggers - oh they will have you "confessing" your "sins" in no time.

Cruise Director




dreamofthemoon -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/22/2007 10:24:14 PM)

i know [8D]




dreamofthemoon -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/22/2007 11:10:59 PM)

*opens her door and goes out to the steering wheel, sighs as she looks out on the horizon to the Greek Isles*  blu can't have gone far... *fingering the dagger he gave her strapped to her thigh*  besides, he still has to teach me how to use this thing...

*walks the deck, retreating into her own thoughts*




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/23/2007 6:30:57 AM)

wow

it's so quiet here - finally getting some work done.  i hate the bookkeeping part of this job.




JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/23/2007 6:34:04 AM)

      is feeling a bit naughty this morning and looks out her door to see if there is any action going on...*smirks*[8D]




bearincuffs -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/23/2007 6:44:14 AM)

Might I suggest getting a slave or two t do the bookwork for you?  And I'd like to kow who ate all the pudding in the pool last night?

ps. this slave knows nothing about doing bookwork  hahahahahaha




Captainofthesea -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/23/2007 6:56:32 AM)

The Captain sends out for food, he and Piano have been in his cabin now for over 24 hours. They need to eat but he is not yet done with her




pianogirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/23/2007 6:57:11 AM)

*unknown to the others onboard, pianogirl has tied up her new pet demon in the Captain's quarters, where he awaits anxiously to serve both her and her Master*




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/23/2007 7:13:16 AM)

*hears voices disturbing her quiet solitude*

damn ...won't be getting any work done today - next stronger knock-out drugs in their evening teas.

*ahem*

good morning, cruise passengers

as you see - we have change direction (again) are approaching the Greek Isles. can you say "Oopa!"? the rewards are still up for grabs in capturing Hydro the dragon and/or bludemonn - remember they aren't to be harmed.  well, that will come later once we have back aboard the ship. our first stop is Athens, Greece and i'm sure some of you will be able to find naughty adventures with our Greek hosts and hostesses.

since we are in Greece for awhile - the dining rooms will feature meals tailored from the local Mediterranean region. there will be tours provided by the cruise ship so you passengers can explore, expand and expound your sensual side as you visit local BDSM dungeons on shore. don't be shy if they ask you to join them - take the challenge if you dare. *wink*  oh do have with Miklos and his slaves - divine flogging for pain and the massaging for pleasure. *ah*

oh one minor note - whoever ate all the pudding for last night's wrestling match, you will be punished! 

enjoy and have fun
Cruise Director




pianogirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/23/2007 7:59:51 AM)

umm .... CD ..... is there any chance we will be stopping at the beautiful island of Mykonos?  I hear the white sand beaches are beautiful at this time of year ..................

bartender - could I have a bottle of Sambuca sent to the Captain's quarters please!




bearincuffs -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/23/2007 9:37:36 AM)

The beaches there are fabulous pianogirl, and the men are quite heavenly and delightful  hehehe...... at least that's what I've been told!




pianogirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/23/2007 9:40:40 AM)

Oh - I know they are - my girlfriend spent 3 weeks there during a trek through Europe after high school.  Brought home some VERY nice pics .....




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/23/2007 2:02:51 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: pianogirl

umm .... CD ..... is there any chance we will be stopping at the beautiful island of Mykonos?  I hear the white sand beaches are beautiful at this time of year ..................



*finally finished her bookkeeping*

umm yes we will be visiting there as well as heading  towards Goa, India (nude beaching and very provocative Indian porn).

if there are any other suggestions for our neverending cruise please drop suggestions in the box outside CD's office.

enjoy
Cruise Director




HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/23/2007 2:33:15 PM)

*radio crackling**inaudible yelling in the backgroud* I don't give a shit if your damn if your duck a la range is going to burn!  Get over there and take care of that friggin artillery before I shove the duck up your ass!*static**explosions* God!, incompetent assholes*static* Attention passengers and crew of the HMS Twisted Nipple-Good evening.  Just a reminder that the reward for my return is only if YOU return me.  If I wander beck on board myself and you happen to see me-it doesn't count.  And CD, I would suggest extending your search.  I am most definitly more than 5 yards away. *explosions* WHAT DID I JUST TELL YOU!? Hold on, where's that duck?  *distant screaming, No sir, I'm sorry.....No don't....AAAAHHHH!! Fuck not the whole duck! *  One of your servers may not be walking so good when we return.  Where was I?*static*Demon didn't come with us.  That's all I can tell you about his whereabouts.*static*Bear I heard you wondering about the tailing whipping.  Sorry buddy but I'm a ladies man...er, lizard?....whatever. Hold on guys *garbbled voices*  What do you mean the shells are coming from Mykonos?...it's just a resort island.  Shit, return fire and neutralize them so we can get moving again. Try to keep the civie casualties to a minimum. *static* Well guys looks like I'm too busy to talk anymore.  Will be seeing to again soon I hope..*explosions*....or not.  Hydro out *static*




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/23/2007 2:48:32 PM)

*tracking Hydro's with her NSA satellite feed* oh i'm on your dragon ass now, Hydro!






Ariel -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/23/2007 3:45:29 PM)

Geez, what is a Female to do.. all the guys are taken... or Dom... ~pouts~  [8D]




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/23/2007 4:04:22 PM)

Hydro's hiding somewhere - don't worry we'll find him

bludemonn - that Brit is probably plundering another ship somewhere near SouthAfrica ..bear was doing mystic chanting to find him

the other Doms ...hmmm - haven't seen them around




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