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sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/25/2007 6:49:53 PM)

flog this Cruise Director and you will suffe my wrath!  now get me down from here!




HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/25/2007 6:53:06 PM)

*levitates toward the mast* Oh how annoyed you get when the collar is on the other neck.  I'll enjoy watching this.  WENCHES!  *two telepathically hypnotized wenches come with floggers.  Talking turns they unleash their flogging fury on the CD*




HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/25/2007 6:54:12 PM)

It's not nice to interupt someone's meditation CD, naughty naughty




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/25/2007 7:04:53 PM)

oh you're in SO much trouble, Dragon, when i get my hands on you!!




HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/25/2007 7:06:57 PM)

Blah blah blah...your threats are empty as always CD....continue wenches *passengers gather on the deck awaiting there turn and  practicing on eachother*




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/25/2007 7:11:06 PM)

*clicks her ruby heels 3xs while repeating - there's no place like home ...there's no place like home ...there's no place like home*




HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/25/2007 7:14:10 PM)

Softly reminds the CD that she is not Dorothy and that she is not actually wearing ruby heels. *considers letting the trolls out of steerage to join the fun....giggles to self *Nah, not that cruel




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/25/2007 7:20:51 PM)

i'll get you, dragon and your little wenches too

*insert Wicked Witch of the West laugh here*




bearincuffs -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/25/2007 7:21:37 PM)

Dammit Hydro, please stay out of my mind ok? Bear maybe be perverted but not that cruel, and yes I brought on board several women from the Island of Lesbos to make sure the hidden men are well fed. Besides you didn't need to do that mind scan, I'm video taping my activities in my cabin and the tapes will be on sale in a couple days for $29.99 in the gift shoppe.




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/25/2007 7:27:28 PM)

bear help me!! Hydro has me tied up!!




sweetkcredhead -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/25/2007 7:29:07 PM)

Well seems Hydro is distracted and i am safe.....*takes out digicam and starts gathering blackmail material*

*blinks innocently*

sarah1




HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/25/2007 7:31:27 PM)

Yes sarah1 we all know how "innocent" you are....have fun with your blackmail.  Bear, I have to talk to you telepathically sometimes because your always naked and don't carry a phone or radio.




SweetSarijane -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/25/2007 7:31:44 PM)

Can I see em when you're done??? Oh and could someone please drag off the 3 young oiled cabana boys from my cabin? I'm done with them........sigh.......no stamina.




HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/25/2007 7:34:03 PM)

Sorry Sarah2, they can't all be as long lasting as me.




bearincuffs -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/25/2007 7:36:59 PM)

* bear hears CD's screams and unties a couple of his playthings and runs to free the CD. using my indestructable teeth, quickly chew through the ropes binding CD. Bear and his playtoys then race around and grabs all the floggers from the wenches.  Bear and his men return to the cabin and along the way, grab a couple carts of food, enters his room, closes and locks the door.*




bearincuffs -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/25/2007 7:40:25 PM)

Technically I'm not naked as I do wear a natural fur coat  lol




HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/25/2007 7:41:05 PM)

Bear, I swear on my .50 cal Desert Eagle if you don't stop interfering with my play time I'm going to put a hole in the floor of your cabin and let the trolls roan freely among your playthings.  And would you please give the passengers their floggers back so they can at least continue practicing on eachother.




bearincuffs -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/25/2007 7:46:31 PM)

Now now dragon. Some floggers went to the lesbos women on board , Sarah1 has a couple and so does Sarah2 have a couple and the cabana boys have the rest. Though I wouldn't advise doing that as I may have to shower you with nanites and we all know they are nasty little things and they would love to eat away at your cybernetic modifications.   muhahahahahahaha




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/25/2007 7:47:43 PM)

hell has no fury like a Cruise Director after a flogging




HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/25/2007 7:48:42 PM)

Send the nanites...I'll zap the little bastards with...well, shit, there's weapons here I don't even no about yet.  I wonder what this button does...




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