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HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/26/2007 8:44:38 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl

i'm taking every precaution necessary for the safety and well-being of each and every passenger, Dragon. in other words, their lives are on my hand as Cruise Director.

you may proceed with plans to hunt diamonds along the South African coast. we depart from Greece in the morning.


Alright!, I'm just itchin to see what some of the other buttons do.  Maybe on some smugglers...excluding blu of course




bearincuffs -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/26/2007 8:46:15 PM)

* hearing that the ship is departing Greece in the morning, bear slips off ship and brings back another 20 greek men for all the passengers*




HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/26/2007 8:52:48 PM)

Gee bear 20 greek dudes....thanks for lookin out for me....grabs a sexy wench and head of into the darkness




bearincuffs -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/26/2007 8:57:43 PM)

sheesh dragon, I already brought onboard many women from the island of Lesbos!




bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/26/2007 8:58:32 PM)

Sorry Hydro our raids are meticulous, we arent smugglers and this is no joy ride, we are a very VERY sophisticated extraction team, many of my pirates are ex Royal Marines/SBS/SAS/Paras and highly skilled gangsters/bank robbers, you may well know the British forces are the VERY best in the world, i met many of them in the glass house.....As much as we could use your skills im afraid at this point a 50 ft dragon may just give away our location. Once we finish in Australia at the battle of kangaroo creek we will rendesvous with you in India, i'll have a chicken Phaal and 10 pints of Lager! Anyways gotta run cos of my superchargers have blown...oh by the way Bear that demon blood stuff wont work, you are trying to use it on a spiritual plane but bludemonn dosent exist on that plane, he is actually......a Demon and as you know we are untouchable by mortal hands.....blu out. 




bearincuffs -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/26/2007 9:00:18 PM)

But blu, not all Pagans are mortal and bear has never specificed if he was or wasn't mortal  muhahahahaha   Being a two-spirit person, bear is very unique in this dimension.




bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/26/2007 9:01:52 PM)

erm dude i think you will find that Pagans are very VERY mortal and they make great morsals too..not that ive eaten any lately ....BUUUUUUUURP*




sensualmagirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/26/2007 9:04:20 PM)

*waves hello*

How's everybody doing? Hope you are all having fun... just stopped by to check out the Greek cuties ... as well as the other cuties on board [;)]




bearincuffs -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/26/2007 9:04:29 PM)

Ah that may be true for most modern day Pagans but not for all




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/26/2007 9:17:33 PM)

you may do some target practice Hydro but unless we're under attack  - no more pressing buttons!




bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/26/2007 9:51:36 PM)

ofcourse not all but your binding spells really wont work on a Demon, if you wish to summon one you can but beware as we have a tendency to wreak havoc if not properly summoned and banished, we are not your average spirits governed by a flimsy hierachy and old pagan/witch spells have no effect but only to amuse us.




Gauge -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/26/2007 9:57:40 PM)

Fast Reply:

I do not know if you are aware of this or not, but all the people abord this cruise are actually cardboard cut-outs and your interaction with them has merely been your response to the voices in your head.

Didn't you wonder when you had rough sex with one of them that they remained in that position ever since?

Haven't you all got a clue what is going on?

Oh... there might be a bomb on board.




bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/26/2007 11:43:47 PM)

well Gauge we can only hope you are a figment of our derranged imagination! 




bearincuffs -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/27/2007 7:04:11 AM)

That maybe so but have never known a demon who couldn't resist the charms of a nice lusty and nubile wench! But isn't part of the challenge is to ignore the hiearchy but trying to subdue any demon which may or may not be a minor diety! Sometimes it's much more fun to ignore the rules and dabble with forces beyond one's control!!!!




pianogirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/27/2007 7:15:35 AM)

"but have never known a demon who couldn't resist the charms of a nice lusty and nubile wench"
 
he can't bear!  that's why there is a treble clef tattoo'd on his ass!!!!! [:D]




bearincuffs -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/27/2007 7:19:01 AM)

Good morning pianogirl, how are you, my fellow Canadian?  Hmmm  you mean he onlt has just one tattoo on his ass, figured you'd have branded more  hahahaha 




pianogirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/27/2007 7:30:49 AM)

I am thoroughly worn out.  I tell you - that Captain has some stamina!!!! [:)]  He's finally resting so I thought I would sneek out and see what's been happening.




HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/27/2007 9:54:49 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sweetkcredhead


quote:

ORIGINAL: HarleyKitty69

Ohhh Darn
I forget I was suppose to go check on my bike today...
Well better go do that ... Sarah1 you are welcome to the hunks but just don't wear them out I need them when I get back.
They promised me a hot oil massage and 3 hours on the cross flogging and single tail whip kisses
Well better run
~greed~
Single, Free and Loving it



MOI???? Wear them out? *smirks* taking all the fun out of it aint ya kitty?

sarah1


tell you what sarah1, if you send me the application you can have first dips on my hunks, and then sarah2 can pick one out and the other 3 are for me ......DEAL ??
~greed~
Single, Free and Loving it




HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/27/2007 9:56:51 AM)

Well of to to the pool to do my 12 laps, then steaming, then boiling then the sauna.....
I'll be back wayyyyyyyyyy later
~greed~
Single, Free and Loving it




KurtKaboom -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/27/2007 3:22:24 PM)

     Nice to see you are all still partying in my honor.  I did get a little bord down below, so I cut a few holes in the hull.




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