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sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/27/2007 9:45:36 PM)

*tucks the sleepy dragon in his bed and locks the cabin door ...checks to make the ship is on course for South Africa calculating their arrival by the afternoon*



pianogirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/27/2007 10:42:33 PM)

*pianogirl and the Captain slip out of their cabin, quietly making their way to the aloha deck.  the ship is silent except for the sound of the ocean parting before the bow.  the night is dark and clear - the stars shining in the heavens above them. they slide into the hot tub to relax and soothe their sore muscles.  the quiet does not last long as it is soon broken by moans of desires and gasps of delight as they find each other in the swirling water*



bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/27/2007 11:16:13 PM)

*Blu and some of his Crew stealthily board the ship, the 'Dark pleasure' is parked on a double yellow so we dont have long, opens some of his secret whiskey stash and has a few drinks before setting off into the night unseen for the long arduous trip to Australia..... 



bearincuffs -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/28/2007 5:43:58 AM)

* a buzzer sounds in bear's cabin and wakes him up, reaches over flicks a switch on the moniter and watches the the inturders sneak around. Tiny cameras placed strategically all over records the activity while bear pours a cup of coffee and watches. Several minutes pass before the intruders leave. Bear  gets out of bed and makes several copies on disk and sends a copy via the mail tube to another cabin on board and the others get locked away. Goes over to a hidden compartment, removes several small cases and then heads to the the upper deck. Opening the cases one by one, bear tosses the contents into the water and watches them sink to the bottom of the ocean.*



bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/28/2007 6:54:58 AM)

*unbeknowenst to poor Bear the cases he is throwing away are full of the CD's rum that blu bought for her, she wont be happy and using his thermo-radiation sensing equipment is scanning the hard drives of Bears equipment as he films them wiping it clean, blu and his pirates never take chances and never trust no one, hes always one step ahead.



HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/28/2007 7:23:16 AM)

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ORIGINAL: SweetSarijane

I'm in #1 <grin>.


So it's a deal..... :D
oohhhh I think I overdid yesterday at the pool, my collarbone is aching
well off to the pool again... I got to get ready for that party....
~greed~
Single, Free and Loving it



SweetSarijane -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/28/2007 7:25:55 AM)

Hugs and have a blast.



HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/28/2007 7:29:11 AM)

Thanks I'll try......
~greed~
Single, Free and loving it



bearincuffs -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/28/2007 8:39:17 AM)

Ahh  foolish demonn, all the data you wiped out was nothing more then song files and recipies! Did you really think bear would keep any incrimminating stuff all in one place?



sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/28/2007 8:57:05 AM)

good morning, cruise passengers

we have finally arrived to SouthAfrica for those who wish to search for diamonds. the leaders of this exposition will be Hydro the dragon and bear - please see them if you wish to experience being a diamond mine looking for precious stones. the government has given us permission to keep the 10 stones you find - any more you will have to give a percentage back to the government.

oh yes, there's a troll roaming around the decks - you have the right set your weapons for stun to spank and/of flog him at your leisure.

tonight there will hourly shows of African mating and ritual dancing on the club deck for those who are interested. on the aloha deck we have a sign up sheets for nude volleyball - it's a 2 on 2 teams competing for a prize (must find a prize first - will take suggestions). on the dungeon, we have fantasies wrapped in rubber and latex. *yummy* our special dungeon masters/mistresses will wrap you up for sessions of spanking and flogging. we've also have nipple play too.

there is counseling for all passengers! please set an appt with Hydro as soon as possible - spots are going fast!

enjoy and have fun
Cruise Director



bearincuffs -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/28/2007 9:21:23 AM)

Good morning CD, and no matter what the demonn says, I did not throw out your rum!!! I am willing to make the sacrafice nd offer myself as one of the prizes for the nude vollyball tourney  rofl.



sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/28/2007 9:25:33 AM)

i keep telling blu i don't drink rum!! i told him to find me more boots to wear. sheeeeeeesh that Brit can never get anything right!

ok if you're the prize what will you be doing for the winners?



bearincuffs -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/28/2007 9:28:33 AM)

absolute and total submission?



sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/28/2007 9:33:05 AM)

hmmmmm - you're really giving up a lot there, bear. anything else?



bearincuffs -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/28/2007 9:42:45 AM)

Hmm  can't think of anything else at the moment!!!  I figure I'm safe by offering my submission as a prize, don't think anyone will call me on that!!!



pianogirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/28/2007 9:44:20 AM)

on your knees bear! my branding iron is itching to be placed on an ass!



sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/28/2007 9:46:00 AM)

oh dear, bear's about to be branded and tagged!



bearincuffs -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/28/2007 9:46:07 AM)

*gulp*  Uhm pianogirl, think you have to win the nude volleyball tourney first.



pianogirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/28/2007 9:54:40 AM)

are you sure you want to lay money on that bet bear?  *fingers whip hanging at her hip*



sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/28/2007 10:02:05 AM)

easy there, pianogirl, you have to sign up, play a few rounds (win them too) and then win the championship before branding and tagging bear.

Cruise Director



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