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HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/13/2007 8:11:23 PM)

"DEATH FROM ABOVE" INBOUND ON YOUR LOCATION DEMON! CLEAR THE UPPER DECKS!!




HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/13/2007 8:13:07 PM)

I was supposed to wait til after the auction to deflower em?, oops.  *grabbing clawfull of killer clowns* 




bearincuffs -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/13/2007 8:13:29 PM)

* bear runs down the hallways, swatting the killer clowns left and right, looks behind and sees them lying in a stunned heap. surges forward and clears a path to bludemonn*




HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/13/2007 8:16:34 PM)

*hydro straffes upper decks with some pyro before dropping the clowns down the smake stack*
Now how the hell did friggin RoboDisney get the drop on us?




bearincuffs -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/13/2007 8:18:16 PM)

Unless there's a spy on the ship?




bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/13/2007 8:19:35 PM)

AHARRRRRR ME HEARTIES....*smiles as he sees hydro swooping down and bear swatting the klowns.....suddenly some hero style music resonates from the lower decks methinks tis Disney trying to make a bloody swashbuckling movie out of this latest episode...Spots RoboDisney and takes him on with his cutlass (ooerr) a fiercesome sword fight ensues and he slashes at my arm and cheek...gahhh DAMN you walt! Take that you scoundrel! *chops his leg off and waves it around in shock!




cjenny -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/13/2007 8:20:07 PM)

Hey I'm not a spy.. I'm a voyeur [;)]




sensualmagirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/13/2007 8:20:59 PM)

Killer Clowns? What did I put in those Manhattans? Bourbon, Vermouth, Bitters, Cherry, oh, wait, that wasn't bitters, that was the chemical thujone (ssshhh... don't tell twicehappy I mixed up her Absinthe with my bitters)...

Everyone wait for me

*taking the sheets off the bed for a make-shift toga*




bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/13/2007 8:22:44 PM)

perhaps but i doubt it, we could

a.find the culprit which could take ages and we could be dead by then
b.kill EVERYONE including ourselves to ensure no one was the culprit or
3.give walt the credit for knowing just when to strike aboard a CM ship which is an easy target what with the amount of booze on board...

Look out for those hooge clowns feet Bear!!!




HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/13/2007 8:25:14 PM)

I think one one of those damn clowns actually knicked me...or it that from shaving.  Either way they pay.  *hydro dives into the Disney ship deck turning 8-10 clowns into a greasy stain on the deck chairs*




bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/13/2007 8:28:46 PM)

Sensual get your ass over here now we need help and NOT just the Psychological kind!!!




HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/13/2007 8:29:00 PM)

*hydro streals the pool cover from the Disney ship to use as toga*

First I kill everything that isn't putting out and then I join the orgy....or should I join the orgy first....NO! Must get priorities straight!  MUST KILL ROBODISNEY! Where is the prick?




bearincuffs -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/13/2007 8:29:17 PM)

Ok if there's no more killer clowns to mangle, I need to sit down and clean the blood from my fur. Hey, one of my cuffs got broke....  oh man!  Anybody got a spare set for me to wear?




bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/13/2007 8:32:23 PM)

Have no fear Bear i managed to sever a few hands, im sure you can find some cuffs there and HYDRO....., ROBODISNEY has morphed into a giant errmmmm MOTH and hes behind you.....




HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/13/2007 8:32:39 PM)

No I'm pretty sure we need the psychological kind too....so tell me demonn, did you have a happy childhood.  Were you abused by Walt Disney and the clowns?  Do you think this couls be the source of your anit Disney rage....What am I saying....I'm the one with the anti-Disney rage!




bearincuffs -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/13/2007 8:33:48 PM)

WHEW!  Thanks blu.  *bear puts on new cuffs and takes a flying pounce on the giant moth and pins it to the floor.*




HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/13/2007 8:35:01 PM)

A moth...when did Disney get this stupid.  It's a big moth against a big flamethrower....*roaring of fuel igniting*...do smell marshmallows...lol...Oh wait, that's just RoboDisney




bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/13/2007 8:35:07 PM)

This all started when i was - 217 years old...but i digress.... did you see the size of that bunny!!! 




HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/13/2007 8:36:07 PM)

Mmmm, bunny.  Time for dinner yet?




bearincuffs -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/13/2007 8:37:37 PM)

I better get out of the way of the giant flamethrower, nothing is sadder then a bear with all its fur burnt off




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