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SweetSarijane -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/28/2007 9:17:48 PM)

Oh bear your ass has sooo had it *evil grin*



bearincuffs -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/28/2007 9:22:59 PM)

hahahaha  off to lock myself in for the night so you'll have to try tomorrow!  here, have a keg of rum in the meantime. Nighty night



sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (3/1/2007 5:52:14 AM)

*surveys the damage from the night before - decides to sneak off for a relaxing day of shopping  ...but not alone [:D]*





bearincuffs -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (3/1/2007 6:15:34 AM)

* the sound of a lock is heard down the corridor, bear cautiously steps out og his cabim and peers in both directions. Seeing the coast is clear, he grabs his knapsack, a small shovel a sieve and several canteens of water and heads for the mainland. As luck would have it, bear spots a an alluvial deposit bedise the river's edge and begins digging. Bear spends several hours digging and sifting the piles of dirt, periodically he stops and removes a few glassy pebbes and stores then away. Finally he stops, packs up all the gear and makes his way back to the ship.*



sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (3/1/2007 6:31:42 AM)

*spots bear digging for diamonds but doesn't stop to say "hi" ...she's late for her secret rendezvous with her special friend*



bearincuffs -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (3/1/2007 7:36:39 AM)

* too absorbed in his work, bear doesn't notice the Cruise Director pass by. Reyurning to the original digging site, bear resumes his search and begins at accumilate another large stash of rough diamonds. Coming across a clear rock about the sixe of a cantalope, bear pulls out his loupe and peers at the stone in closer detail.*  Hmmm, ahhh,  mmmm ah yesss!
* bear quickly stashes the rock in a secret pocket in his robe and shortly fills in the holes and swiftly reyurns to the ship for the last time.*



sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (3/1/2007 2:20:54 PM)

*sneaks back on board the cruise ship - sated and satisfied*

nap time!



DistantThunder -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (3/1/2007 2:26:47 PM)

Ya know the last time I was invited on a boat like this... we hit an iceberg, Leonardo Dicaprio was using a funny accent and... OH WAIT sorry, wrong hemisphere, I'm in.



sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (3/1/2007 2:32:24 PM)

trust me, this is one unsinkable cruise ship



DistantThunder -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (3/1/2007 2:38:22 PM)

SEE that's what they said about the last one... Oh well, someone grab the pina colada mix, some rum and if we hit something just dump it down my throat and if you see Leo running around here DON'T TELL ME!!! Unless of course he is the one with the pina coladas... Then grab him, tie him up with something and... wait... HA yeah someone will have something to tie him up with, look at who I am talking to.



sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (3/1/2007 2:44:50 PM)

here on the CM Party Cruise, we have many things to tie, shackle, cuff our sexy wenches and cabana boys with.  here's your pina colada with extra shots of rum



DistantThunder -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (3/1/2007 2:50:46 PM)

*Trying to envisage Leonardo Dicaprio in a leather harness, shackles and holding a glass*

Yeah he looks pretty, but can he type?



sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (3/1/2007 3:58:12 PM)

types 75 wpm - will that do?



bearincuffs -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (3/1/2007 5:03:41 PM)

Good evening Director, just curious on who won the volleyball game, you kow, in case I need to make a fast getaway?



sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (3/1/2007 5:06:24 PM)

well bear - it seems it will Hydro and pianogirl playing against each other for your absolute submission.

hmmmmm - methinks, pianogirl might cheat to win ...so you're safe for now



bearincuffs -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (3/1/2007 5:37:00 PM)

ok then I shall be in my cabin cutting and polishing all my diamonds.
*in one corner of the room a range of equipment is set up, from saws to grindrs and polishers. For the next while, the only sound coming from bear's cabin is the constant noise of the machines. Finally the racket dies down and bear steps out into the hallways and sticks a sign on the door. <Bear's Diamond House Now Open.>



HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (3/1/2007 7:03:11 PM)

*exits cabin looking crankier than usual* I ran out of Excedrin...no more rum for two weeks....eh, better make it two days.  Bear have finished cutting the diamonds yet?  I need a couple.  I think I may have figured out hoe to use them to make the lasers even more powerful. Have to set them just right so they focus the beam tigher.  Oh, hey CD...ship's still floating.  I'll take a good job scratch behind the ear if you don't mind.



bearincuffs -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (3/1/2007 7:12:21 PM)

And what size did you want Hydro? Shall I throw in a keg of rum too?



HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (3/1/2007 7:24:15 PM)

*burp* No rum today, thanks....I need one about the size of a pencil eraser and one the diameter of the cannon's barrel...looks to be 20mm. 



bearincuffs -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (3/1/2007 7:27:51 PM)

Please burp in another direction please, every time you burp, you shoot a blast of flame and I'm not into fire play thanks.
*rumaging through the stock, bear finds two and hands them to Hydro.*  Here ya go and now you owe me dragon!



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