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bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (3/4/2007 10:12:11 PM)
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**meanwhile**
*blu and his band of merry 'ruthless psycho convict lunatics from the darkest pits of the earth, stinking and raging in a frenzied fury' men have advanced on a bar in a shit-hole town in South Australia, all 80 men are cruisin for a bruisin and are there to meet 'cobber' reid the infamous anti-british pro-irish fruit cake and his band of even more filthier pirates for a HUUUUUUUUGE punchup to rival any small battle! Reid has about 150 men all drunk and in the mood for a war, the town has been abandoned by anyone who has sense and as blu kicks the swinging door open (and gets biffed in the face by it) he picks himself off the floor and wipes away the blood trickling from his nose, then sits down for a pre-fight drink shouting over to reid who is laught 'I FUCKING MEANT TO DO THAT YOU BASTARD!' don't think he believes me though! 'oi Bar-Steward we'll have 120 bottles of whiskey and a pint of coke to go round!' we sit and drink in ready for the fight, they have some big BIG dudes but we have DOOM LORD who we had especially streched to reach 9ft tall!
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