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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 3/17/2007 5:24:09 PM   
lonlyrossInNeed


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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 3/17/2007 5:27:03 PM   
captainsgirl


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Status: offline 		My goodness CD! Our new passengers are certainly anxious to be moving on.  Should we inform them that this is a slow cruise? Not a race??
 
And, btw - has the dragon come back?  I'm getting worried about him.  The chants the monks were issuing sound strangely familiar.  I think we made need to send out a rescue party soon.  I have been reading some ancient texts today and I believe the monks think Hydro is a God of yore - and that the only way to restore him is to sacrifice him at daybreak tomorrow, as the sun's zenith crests the horizon.  The sound of gongs from the temple are suppose to halt approximately 1 hour before the sacrifice - which consists of the dragon being beheaded.  The monks will all then drink of his blood to give themselves immortal life and power over all creatures of this world and the next!

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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 3/17/2007 5:27:29 PM   
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Status: offline 		we'll be stopping by the Holy Land (Isreal, Italy, Egypt) next. oh yes, this cruise will be touring the Philippines too

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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 3/17/2007 5:32:46 PM   
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Status: offline 		Hi bear! Thanks for the welcome home.  I must admit it has been a hectic few weeks - it has taken much longer to get the last of the trolls out of the infirmary than I expected.  That damned dragon!  Everyone is back in steerage where they belong

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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 3/17/2007 5:33:29 PM   
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Status: offline 		CD, any chance we can detour by Greece again? bear needs some more burly greek men to keep occupied with again!

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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 3/17/2007 5:34:36 PM   
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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 3/17/2007 5:35:21 PM   
bearincuffs


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Status: offline 		Send the trolls to Domina, she has too much time on her hands and needs something to do  hahahaha

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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 3/17/2007 5:36:36 PM   
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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 3/17/2007 5:46:08 PM   
sambamanslilgirl


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Status: offline 		good evening CM cruise passengers

first, CM Party Cruise line would to like to welcome our new passengers!  it's always a pleasure of having you on board. i'm the Cruise Director here to make sure that you have fun in BDSM style and to also remind everyone - this is a LONG, neverending cruise. we may never dock again! if you didn't pack a suitcase, don't worry - there are shopping trips at every port ...each cabin suite is fully stock with toys and other exciting playthings.

you will notice we have 4 levels on this ship.  3 are open 24/7 for all passengers however the the 4th level is our steerage class. we keep all troll and troublemakers there. you are cautioned NOT to go down if you, you're on your own, passengers. the CM Party Cruise will not be held liable for any injuries and/or flaming that goes on down there. 

the aloha deck- we host our fun activies under the sun and stars ...on the club deck - dancing and seminar-related activies about BDSM and our dungeon level - enjoy both pain and pleasure with our special dungeon masters and mistresses. each level has 24/7 dining service and expert chefs to whip up whatever you desire. let our sexy wenches and cabana boys serve and entice your fantasies.

my office is always open if you have any questions.

most importantly, have fun and enjoy!
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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 3/17/2007 5:50:06 PM   
sambamanslilgirl


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that's how we lost blu! i'll ask the Captain if we could - he might say no, bear


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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 3/17/2007 5:53:02 PM   
bearincuffs


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Status: offline 		Well it would only be a quick stop. Besides blu's recooperating in chasm 13 for the time being, he sorta had a very rough night last night!

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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 3/17/2007 5:56:10 PM   
bearincuffs


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Status: offline 		Oh well, guess I'll make do with what's still onboard! has anyone decided to check on dragon to make sure he isn't in any trouble?

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Do what you will, so long as it harms none
An it harm none, do what thou will
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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 3/17/2007 5:58:44 PM   
sambamanslilgirl


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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 3/17/2007 6:00:22 PM   
bearincuffs


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Status: offline 		last I heard, he got lost in the city and ended up in some temple surrounded by a bunch of monks while trying to find a take out restauarant.
captaimsgirl mentioned something about dragon may be sacraficed at dawn, or something to that effect.

< Message edited by bearincuffs -- 3/17/2007 6:01:48 PM >

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An it harm none, do what thou will
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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 3/17/2007 6:06:13 PM   
SilverShadows


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Status: offline 		Hum, maybe I'll go into town, visit a few shrines. I'm the only Buddhist vampire I've met, but maybe I'll get lucky. If I see Dragon, I'll go the other way. My days of chasing the dragon are over.

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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 3/17/2007 6:13:16 PM   
captainsgirl


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Status: offline 		Well bear - its nice to see someone has been paying attention....... I have been doing some further research and it seems that the rising of the Dragon God is associated with the mid-march alignment of some obscure constellation.  I can find no reference to it on current star charts, but the alignment is supposedly to happen directly over the location of the Temple at which the monks reside.  This alignment is scheduled to occur on March 18th, 2007 at 5:59:59 am.  The next occurance of this alignment will not occur for another 500 years.  It is imperative for the monks to act tomorrow or lose everything.  We MUST stop this from happening or all humankind will be destroyed!

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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 3/17/2007 6:15:17 PM   
sambamanslilgirl


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quote:

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last I heard, he got lost in the city and ended up in some temple surrounded by a bunch of monks while trying to find a take out restauarant.
captaimsgirl mentioned something about dragon may be sacraficed at dawn, or something to that effect.


damn those monks.  i guess it's monk hunting time for me.


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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 3/17/2007 6:16:02 PM   
bearincuffs


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Status: offline 		Uhm....I hope you're not hoping that bear is to help you go after dragon? Don't you think I got dragged into enough trouble last night because of blu and have been warned by pianogirl to behave

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An it harm none, do what thou will
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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 3/17/2007 6:16:06 PM   
SilverShadows


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Zombies on alert don't let anyone off that ship. The Dragon must die!

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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 3/17/2007 6:16:15 PM   
captainsgirl


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