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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 2/15/2007 1:10:22 PM   
HydroMaster


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ORIGINAL: pianogirl

I've been watching this post for a few days and must admit it looks very interesting ....... may I have permission to come aboard Captain?

ms. b.

(ps - can anyone tell me how to rid of this annoying vanilla under my name???)

Well you don't look much like a troll to me.  So cum on board. 

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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 2/15/2007 1:12:13 PM   
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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 2/15/2007 1:13:29 PM   
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ORIGINAL: hot1

ty...it was a wonderful valentine's day...lol

beth


Now beth don't go around bragging to everyone abour what goes on in my cabin.  I have enough diversion with you, samba, and the sexy wenches.  I don't need more flocking to my cabin door....what the hell did I just say!?

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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 2/15/2007 1:17:27 PM   
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ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl

blu, get your Brit arse in my cabin suite now!!

*cracks whip in air*

time for that dance you promised!!



*Bursts open the door to your Cabin and jumps up on your dressing table and gyrates like a baboon with worms, arms all over the place singing/screeching: 'YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT BABY' over and over, grabs his baby oil and oils himself up rrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeel gooood, slips and lands neck first on the deck......!CRACK!.....'waiter...check please!'

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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 2/15/2007 1:17:58 PM   
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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 2/15/2007 1:18:10 PM   
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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 2/15/2007 1:19:55 PM   
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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 2/15/2007 1:22:34 PM   
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ORIGINAL: pianogirl

Thank you Hydro - is there any chance you have any openings for a sexy wench?


Hmm, possibly, what are your qualifications?

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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 2/15/2007 1:24:16 PM   
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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 2/15/2007 1:24:22 PM   
HydroMaster


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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 2/15/2007 1:26:44 PM   
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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 2/15/2007 1:30:38 PM   
HydroMaster


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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 2/15/2007 1:31:49 PM   
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Is there a line?


Not anymore, pianogirl just passed through.  And your qualifications?

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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 2/15/2007 1:34:00 PM   
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we have 3 to 4 decks of fun, games and activities.  oiled, muscled cabana boys and sexy wenches at your beck and call 24/7.  nightly fun of BDSM games and lessons - try to win a fabulous prize!

clothing is optional ...nude sunbathing is recommended. we also offer massages and spa treatment (vanilla and BDSM) and don't forget to join the troll hunt!

each cabin suite is fully stocked with toys if you didn't bring any ...oh i must warn you - STAY OUT OF STEERAGE. that's where we keep our trolls (except for Fuckin' Troll - he's loveable).

otherwise enjoy and have fun,
Cruise Director


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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 2/15/2007 1:36:33 PM   
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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 2/15/2007 1:40:06 PM   
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ORIGINAL: HydroMaster

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ORIGINAL: litleone8620

Is there a line?


Not anymore, pianogirl just passed through.  And your qualifications?


Hmmmmmmmmm, that you have to take up with me in private. For now, suffice it to say i have a high tolerance for pain. And i bring my own props....

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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 2/15/2007 1:40:16 PM   
HydroMaster


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Status: offline 		Attention passengers: although nude sunbathing is recommended CM Party Cruises advises you to use sunblock on all your bits and pieces.  Attention wait staff: tigher sexy wench uniforms are needed on the club deck, thank you

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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 2/15/2007 1:42:33 PM   
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ORIGINAL: litleone8620

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ORIGINAL: HydroMaster

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ORIGINAL: litleone8620

Is there a line?



Not anymore, pianogirl just passed through.  And your qualifications?


Hmmmmmmmmm, that you have to take up with me in private. For now, suffice it to say i have a high tolerance for pain. And i bring my own props....


Hmm, interesting,  how many strokes of my tail whipping do you believe you can take in a single session?

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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 2/15/2007 1:43:32 PM   
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ORIGINAL: HydroMaster

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ORIGINAL: litleone8620

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ORIGINAL: HydroMaster

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ORIGINAL: litleone8620

Is there a line?



Not anymore, pianogirl just passed through.  And your qualifications?


Hmmmmmmmmm, that you have to take up with me in private. For now, suffice it to say i have a high tolerance for pain. And i bring my own props....


Hmm, interesting,  how many strokes of my tail whipping do you believe you can take in a single session?



However many you can give out....

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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 2/15/2007 1:47:10 PM   
HydroMaster


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Status: offline 		Well I'm willing to give you a shot, but we shall see.  I'm sure you'll enjoy the tongue lashings as well.*wiggling the fork in my tongue*.  Waiter I think she needs and EXTRA tight uniform.

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