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bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (3/20/2007 5:48:33 PM)

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ORIGINAL: bearincuffs

Yes I know dragon but I also know how easy it is for demonn to be distracted at inappropiate moments and with you busy with the mongols. Besides, I wanted to test out my new enhanced claws  muhahahaha.
Now....I wouldn't mind the services of a few cabana boys, slaughtering the serpent has got my blood boiling and the juices flowing!! 


You do realise you just killed an endangered species of peaceful Serpent Bear? We now have a green peace ship after us and they are waving their fists and everything!




SilverShadows -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (3/20/2007 5:49:11 PM)

I do believe he does.




HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (3/20/2007 5:49:47 PM)

well CD are going to continue with the spartans and the alter scene....the video looks a bit incomplete




bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (3/20/2007 5:50:43 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SilverShadows

As for the issue of when you can cum yourself, Mikal has my proxy on this one matter. On other things I shall do my own voting, but your seed isn't something I choose to think about much.


have you spoken to Mikal Countess?




SilverShadows -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (3/20/2007 5:51:49 PM)

Greenpeace is easy to deal with. I'll just go over and expain that I am an endangering species and that if they don't bugger off I'll kill myself and there will be no more Twue Vampires.




HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (3/20/2007 5:52:15 PM)

Son of a bitch....*aims his guass cannon at the green peace ship and shoots the first mate as a warning shot*  ...eco-pricks




bearincuffs -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (3/20/2007 5:52:44 PM)

UHM.......you said we had to get rid of that serpent demonn, remember????
I don't think greenpeace is the least of your worries!!!  Sari is demanding your attentions and don't forget the chocolate.....she melts when you lick behing her ear demonn.




bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (3/20/2007 5:52:50 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SweetSarijane

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ORIGINAL: bludemonn

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ORIGINAL: SweetSarijane

harder demonn.........find the spot and go like a demonn!!


Fcuking collarme!!

*worried even more now due to her references of 'acne my ass' and 'crack' does she want me to lick her crack?.... i thought scat wasnt her thing...

*is worried now, what does she mean by the 'spot', does she have acne down there?!


*slaps demonn upside the head then reaches under her upraised thigh, grabs demonn by the throat and puts his mouth right where she wants it* Lick it demonn! Acne my ass.....you've got punishment coming for that crack!




SweetSarijane -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (3/20/2007 5:52:52 PM)

Good thinking!




SilverShadows -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (3/20/2007 5:53:20 PM)

Not since two nights ago.
So she doesn't know she has my proxy on this matter.
Don't you love it when the right hand doesn't know when the left hand is doing.
And keep both your hands above your waist until the others decide if they can go down there.




SilverShadows -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (3/20/2007 5:55:03 PM)

Since I am already dead I'm not to worred about dying again, but the silly buggers don't know that.




bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (3/20/2007 5:55:05 PM)

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ORIGINAL: bearincuffs

UHM.......you said we had to get rid of that serpent demonn, remember????


yeah BUT i got a call on the radio from another ship saying to ignore it but before i could convey it we got attacked by mongolians....DOH! 




bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (3/20/2007 5:56:10 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SilverShadows

Not since two nights ago.
So she doesn't know she has my proxy on this matter.
Don't you love it when the right hand doesn't know when the left hand is doing.
And keep both your hands above your waist until the others decide if they can go down there.


you ladies are enjoying my chaste arent you!!! *isnt fair!!*




bearincuffs -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (3/20/2007 5:57:14 PM)

Arrgh!  now you tell me.




SilverShadows -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (3/20/2007 5:57:35 PM)

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ORIGINAL: bludemonn


yeah BUT i got a call on the radio from another ship saying to ignore it but before i could convey it we got attacked by mongolians....DOH! 


For that you can eat this grocery store circular. I think the ink is poisonous.




SilverShadows -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (3/20/2007 5:58:48 PM)

Doing a word search through blu's thousand page contract.

Sorry Blu the word fair isn't even mentioned once in here.




HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (3/20/2007 5:58:59 PM)

*hails the green peace ship on the radio and gets no response....shoots the new first mate to get their attention*




bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (3/20/2007 5:59:53 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SilverShadows

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ORIGINAL: bludemonn


yeah BUT i got a call on the radio from another ship saying to ignore it but before i could convey it we got attacked by mongolians....DOH! 



For that you can eat this grocery store circular. I think the ink is poisonous.


If i didnt know better i'd swear you were trying to harm me Countess [:)]




SweetSarijane -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (3/20/2007 6:00:42 PM)

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ORIGINAL: bludemonn


Fcuking collarme!!

*worried even more now due to her references of 'acne my ass' and 'crack' does she want me to lick her crack?.... i thought scat wasnt her thing...




Scat is not my thing but what does that have to do with you licking whatever wherever I tell you to demonn hmmm? Now shut up and lick where I showed you!!




DominaRava -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (3/20/2007 6:00:47 PM)

*laughing so damned hard!!*

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    *
***         <----- emergency beacon beaming away in the night and fog.
^^

           Decides whilst I am calmly waiting in the not so calm waters that I will spend my time playing the lute that I picked up on  my last sojourn in the old world.  Leans back and lets a delightful melody float across the water. 


Might I suggest we pick these fine folks up, and thank him for his lute playing which surely gentled the serpent?  I imagine when they show their photos to Greenpeace of what the beast was doing prior to the music, that will get them off our backs and on their knees where they belong.   

My thanks for the lovely lute music, by the way.

*edited for dyslexic fingers errors*




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