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bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (4/1/2007 8:15:02 PM)

*regains conciousness in a matter of hours...

How the smeg did i get this sigil on my chest? Why is it a picture of bear with a maniacal expression?? grrrrrr




bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (4/1/2007 8:16:45 PM)

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ORIGINAL: HydroMaster

Welcome aboard Secretaryof Defense Bludemon...I believe the license plate said FKDU UP 1.



Those fucking pirates of mine, i bet they are out there somewhere...laughing! BASTARDS!! *shakes fist* i asked them to rig this rope up so i could make a stunning entrance....although i am stunned! [sm=mrpuffy.gif] 




HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (4/1/2007 8:20:13 PM)

Hmm, looks oddly like the image of ghost bear




SweetSarijane -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (4/1/2007 8:22:38 PM)

*Walks carefully out of her cabin, still sleepy and delightfully sore* Well I'll be damned!! Welcome back demonn! Do I wanna know where you've been???




HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (4/1/2007 8:24:00 PM)

I doubt it.




bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (4/1/2007 8:24:02 PM)

who what ...where is bear? you know i been away fighting MANY battles....cor blimey take a seat Hydro old bean, first there was:

The revenge of the Greeks/Spartans v the Persians, then it was the pirates versus the Nephilim giants and i tell you THAT got nasty!

Then we had to fight the WWE wrestlers to get out of Egypt, i had to open up a can of whoop ass on stone cold Steve Austen....

and we sailed back here....then i got knocked the fuck out by my entrance!




bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (4/1/2007 8:25:01 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SweetSarijane

*Walks carefully out of her cabin, still sleepy and delightfully sore* Well I'll be damned!! Welcome back demonn! Do I wanna know where you've been???


funny you should say that sweetie *mwah mwah mwah* *gives Sari a dirty kiss......




SweetSarijane -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (4/1/2007 8:26:17 PM)

Oooooh my favorite kind!!!!! *steals a quick grope*




bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (4/1/2007 8:27:30 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SweetSarijane

Oooooh my favorite kind!!!!! *steals a quick grope*



....you dirty girl!

So Hydro....what this all about you running for President?




SweetSarijane -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (4/1/2007 8:29:42 PM)

Hey, s'what happens when you give me a dirty kiss demonn, it rubs off on me lol.




bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (4/1/2007 8:30:43 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SweetSarijane

Hey, s'what happens when you give me a dirty kiss demonn, it rubs off on me lol.


*rolls you onto your back and kisses you passionately, tongue licking yours and fondling your nether regions....




HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (4/1/2007 8:33:10 PM)

Oh you didn't hear?  I was already elected.  They decided to disregard the whole process and name me President for Life...now I'm just naming my cabinet members.




bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (4/1/2007 8:34:14 PM)

Cabinet members? you mean like to built you a big massive cabinet..like to house various people in?




HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (4/1/2007 8:35:11 PM)

Yes, I plan to keep them all next to the peanut butter




SweetSarijane -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (4/1/2007 8:35:56 PM)

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ORIGINAL: bludemonn

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ORIGINAL: SweetSarijane

Hey, s'what happens when you give me a dirty kiss demonn, it rubs off on me lol.


*rolls you onto your back and kisses you passionately, tongue licking yours and fondling your nether regions....


*Gives back passionately kiss for kiss and fondle for fondle* Damn I've missed you!! More, more!!!




bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (4/1/2007 8:36:38 PM)

well good job, you can never have enough people to hand you peanut butter.....hey i brought back some gifts....150 Karaoke machines.....cool huh!? [:D]




bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (4/1/2007 8:37:57 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SweetSarijane

quote:

ORIGINAL: bludemonn

quote:

ORIGINAL: SweetSarijane

Hey, s'what happens when you give me a dirty kiss demonn, it rubs off on me lol.


*rolls you onto your back and kisses you passionately, tongue licking yours and fondling your nether regions....


*Gives back passionately kiss for kiss and fondle for fondle* Damn I've missed you!! More, more!!!


Careful Sari...you know how randy you make me! [;)]




SweetSarijane -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (4/1/2007 8:38:46 PM)

It's just totally amazing how you can talk with your mouth full like that demonn

Oh AND 150 KARAOKE MACHINES??????????????????

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




SweetSarijane -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (4/1/2007 8:40:37 PM)

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ORIGINAL: bludemonn


*Gives back passionately kiss for kiss and fondle for fondle* Damn I've missed you!! More, more!!!

Careful Sari...you know how randy you make me! [;)]




Careful schmareful, bring it on!!! *thinking this could be a way to kill two birds with one stone so to speak*




bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (4/1/2007 8:40:46 PM)

what you mean NOOOOOO you all KNOW you love my singing voice, hey you know im still in BDSM idol, im down to the last 36,000!!! WOOHOOO Cricklewood here i come!!!




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