sambamanslilgirl
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Joined: 2/5/2007 From: Chicago, IL Status: offline
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good morning, passengers it's Hump Day! last night's ratings are in - it doesn't look good. need to work on the slacking off part when we have a viewing audience. they want to see action, sex and drama ...if we could a cat fight and/or love triangle. please study your scripts for tonight. the cruise director is already aware about the lack of available cabana boys and sexy wenches. a fresh supply is on the way ...plus - more jell-o (jelly to the Brits) and pudding has been re-stocked for the week. whoever lost their bikini top and bottom last night, they're waving like flags at the crow's nest. see bludemonn to get them down. enjoy and have fun CD
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...2011 - year of the fabulous rock star life ...and i do it so well... ...announcing Mr. & Mrs. British Petrol ...yeah, marrying into oil is slick business...
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