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bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (4/12/2007 7:41:11 PM)

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ORIGINAL: HydroMaster

Videos and DVD are on sale in the gift shop for $29.95...I even made some copies on BETA


Betamax? ........ are you sure!? (fuck i knew i should have kept mine!) [:o]




HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (4/12/2007 7:42:15 PM)

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ORIGINAL: bludemonn

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ORIGINAL: dreamofthemoon

*waves to blu* hi demonn, you missed some fun last night... *smiles innocently*


well i saw a bit on HBO but as you know amateur porn aint my thing....i feel abit queezy watching it as it goes....wheres that rum gone!?




bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (4/12/2007 7:42:59 PM)

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ORIGINAL: HydroMaster

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ORIGINAL: bludemonn

Who died and made YOU bloody CD! cheeky dragon *grabs your tail and swings you around with his insane demonic power.....(has been working out in zee gym for demons)

*enjoys the whirly ride for a while before shaking blu off in the pool* Actually CD made me CD....so I am CD you see.  Hmm, sounds like Dr Seuss



*floats face down in pool due to the 7 litres of Gorilla-strength steroids mixed with horse steroids mixed with 1 litre of concentrated barbarian testosterone-ade juice.....




HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (4/12/2007 7:43:27 PM)

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ORIGINAL: bludemonn

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ORIGINAL: HydroMaster

Videos and DVD are on sale in the gift shop for $29.95...I even made some copies on BETA


Betamax? ........ are you sure!? (fuck i knew i should have kept mine!) [:o]

Hell, I'm just happy someone else remembers it.




dreamofthemoon -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (4/12/2007 7:44:10 PM)

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ORIGINAL: HydroMaster

Who cares if there's sharks, you're in a cage.  Now crabs....there's something to worry about.  Pinchy little bastards.  Well we are in Alaskan waters so I imagine the water is kind of chilly.


Hmm, well... i'll think on it.  Much rather be in warmer waters for that kind of thing, anywho.




bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (4/12/2007 7:45:43 PM)

They said Betamax would NEVER get off the ground ....... but if thats the case why did i buy 26 container loads!?..... just gotta sell the last 5 loads and i'll be a thousandairre!! [:D]




HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (4/12/2007 7:45:44 PM)

*does a fisherman happy dance as cages of crabs are hoisted up and taken toward the baking pit*




bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (4/12/2007 7:49:37 PM)

*gets out of the pool and signs for his new ACME human cannon 3000, puts on his evil kneivel suit and climbs up the step ladder to get inside...... waits for someone to light the fuse...... 




HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (4/12/2007 7:52:33 PM)

*aims the cannon toward a giant crab that has broken out of it's cage* Ah crap, hope your helmets is on tight blu....a need some armor penetration against that crab*lights the fuse* 




dreamofthemoon -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (4/12/2007 7:53:38 PM)

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ORIGINAL: bludemonn

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ORIGINAL: dreamofthemoon

*waves to blu* hi demonn, you missed some fun last night... *smiles innocently*


well i saw a bit on HBO but as you know amateur porn aint my thing....i feel abit queezy watching it as it goes....wheres that rum gone!?


...oh.  Hmm, "amateur porn".  Was i really that bad?




bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (4/12/2007 7:55:04 PM)

*has a change of heart but dosent realise Hydro has lit fuse........is blown out at 500 miles per hour at a HUGE crab...screaming he bounces off the humugous crab and is deflected into the hull of a Russian Destroyer.....eeeeek!




HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (4/12/2007 7:58:05 PM)

damn, thought your head was harder than that.  I guess I do this the fun way.*charges the giant crab wrestling it to the ground as it pinches his tail*  OOOOOOOOUUUUUUCCCCCCHHHHHHIIIIIEEEEE!!!!!! * punches the crab repeatedly in the eye stalks*  Don't worry dream you did just fine.  Good enough for a sequel.




dreamofthemoon -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (4/12/2007 8:02:19 PM)

*smiles* Hmm, k.  i'll be better next time, dragon.




HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (4/12/2007 8:05:02 PM)

Let's see how well you fight blind*pokes out the crabs eyes with his claws* You'll be crab legs in a couple minutes you son of a bitch!




ciara -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (4/12/2007 8:06:17 PM)

a born and raised Maryland Girl here. Don't be afraid of the crab, throw some Old Bay on Him.




HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (4/12/2007 8:08:16 PM)

No worries! I have a whole barrel for this bad boy.  Next I'm going after Mr. Potatohead for some fries....he'll Old Bay up nicely too.




bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (4/12/2007 8:08:35 PM)

*swims away as fast as possible whilst being chased by a Russian destroyer!! *thinks what the F*uck have i got myself into now!!! [&:]




HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (4/12/2007 8:12:18 PM)

Zdratsvoyte dovaresh....da....da.....niet....hahaha....da.da.da.....niet....orosho.  Don't worry blu they just want to trade some crabs for some vodka.




SweetSarijane -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (4/12/2007 8:12:44 PM)

Damn demonn! You sure know how to make an entrance. Hey dragon.....blow up that destroyer why don't ya? Make up for not being able to destroy the cruise ship eh?




bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (4/12/2007 8:15:36 PM)

Sari you could atleast say something productive, i just been shot out of a cannon at a huge crab THEN landed on a Russian ship THEN got chased, typical woman!! *tuts*.......i need a frikken aspirin! 




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