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sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (4/19/2007 5:58:22 AM)
** For new cruise members Welcome to Collarme's ONE and ONLY Fun Party Cruise... ...to nowhere! you have joined a neverending cruise to points and ports all over the world (except those places under heavy fire of war). we seek pleasurable fun and desires fulfilled ...all your fantasies and dreams do come true right here. HOWEVER there's only one** rule here in this thread - no flaming, trolling and abusive name calling. this thread was set up as a safe haven of fun and insanity (and whatever else we can get into trouble) - so as the cruise director, i plan to keep it that way. otherwise have fun! now that you're on board, i'm the loveable and adorable cruise director. if there's anything you need like sexy wenches and/or oiled, muscled cabana boys - come see me. we have 3 levels of fun yet there's a steerage which we advise passengers not to go. if you do, CM Patry Cruise is not liable for any maiming and/or flaming you might suffer from our steerage section - this is where we keep our Trolls. but do enjoy the Aloha, Club and Dungeon decks with 24/7 food and play services. we feature the best culinary cooking from world famous chefs and special Dugeon Masters/Mistresses for your pain/pleasure needs. this ship has cabin suites for all your private playtime fun. forgot to pack your toys and clothes - no worries. we provide a monthly supply of toys (and latest models) as well as clothes from leather to rubber to whatever your freaky mind desires. each passenger is allowed 3 wenches/cabana boys per week. we also can arrange special trips if you wish to try out the local BDSM flavor. have fun and enjoy CD

HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (4/19/2007 8:15:46 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl allowed 3 wenches/cabana boys per week. WHHHAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTT ????????? you 3 per day UHHMM I meant to say 5 per day

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (4/19/2007 8:35:37 AM)
we know you're a special case and exceptation to the rules, Harley, however your 5 cabana boys a day is very expensive!!! i might have to change that to 5 every other day or two days for you razz

HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (4/19/2007 8:48:06 AM)
pouts 5 every other day ???

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (4/19/2007 9:14:08 AM)
yes, silly Harley, 5 every other day

HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (4/19/2007 9:35:32 AM)
but but but but I paid extra to have at least 5 delivered EVER DAY to my suite........ That's a breach of contract...... I WILL SUE !!!! It is not my fault you keep getting substandard cabanaboys that cannot keep up with me....

imthatacheyouhav -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (4/19/2007 9:42:18 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HarleyKitty69 but but but but I paid extra to have at least 5 delivered EVER DAY to my suite........ That's a breach of contract...... I WILL SUE !!!! It is not my fault you keep getting substandard cabanaboys that cannot keep up with me.... stuffs the money from Harley in my bra and makes a mad dash for the black jack table

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (4/19/2007 9:50:00 AM)
you need to read the fine print again in your contract, Harley, you only get 3 cabana boys per week! since you paid an extra fee for more cabana boys, i'm sure the bosses will compromise something to satisfy your needs

HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (4/19/2007 10:02:12 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: imthatacheyouhav stuffs the money from Harley in my bra and makes a mad dash for the black jack table sticks her foot out causing imthatacheyouhav to stumble and fall overboard WOMAN OVERBOARD get the rescue team STAT OOHHHH cabanaboy go fetch me a cup of coffee

HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (4/19/2007 10:04:03 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl you need to read the fine print again in your contract, Harley, you only get 3 cabana boys per week! since you paid an extra fee for more cabana boys, i'm sure the bosses will compromise something to satisfy your needs you know CD if you would get a BETTER QUALITY of cabana boy I would not have to go thru so many............. and would be more then happy with 5 a day... or even 3... but only if they can keep up with me WHICH SO FAR THEY HAVEN'T !!!!

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (4/19/2007 10:08:33 AM)
edited for obscene language not suitable for minors reading this if we make another quick stop in the Greek Isles and let you pick 5 oiled, muscled cabana boys who can keep up with you, would that work for you?

imthatacheyouhav -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (4/19/2007 10:14:01 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HarleyKitty69 quote: ORIGINAL: imthatacheyouhav stuffs the money from Harley in my bra and makes a mad dash for the black jack table sticks her foot out causing imthatacheyouhav to stumble and fall overboard WOMAN OVERBOARD get the rescue team STAT OOHHHH cabanaboy go fetch me a cup of coffee Geez...i was gonna DOUBLE the money and give it back...yeah thats it....and my twin sister..... ah....Morgan Fairchild! yeah.....she was gonna help me....yeah thats the ticket........

HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (4/19/2007 10:14:08 AM)
if they can keep with me that would work fine HOWEVER may I point out the last 10 did'n hold up for more then 3 days points to her closet see they are still recovering......

HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (4/19/2007 11:50:29 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: imthatacheyouhav Geez...i was gonna DOUBLE the money and give it back...yeah thats it....and my twin sister..... ah....Morgan Fairchild! yeah.....she was gonna help me....yeah thats the ticket........ You mean to say there are two of you ??? OH my double the pleasure and double the fun then ?? sorry could not resit that one

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (4/19/2007 12:36:03 PM)
may i ask why do you keep them in your closet? cabana boys need fresh sea air to breathe too

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (4/19/2007 12:40:54 PM)
there seems to be a case of "twin sightings" going around this ship lately and i don't like it!

imthatacheyouhav -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (4/19/2007 12:45:01 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl there seems to be a case of "twin sightings" going around this ship lately and i don't like it! Yeah i hear ya!!...my evil twin makes SO much trouble for ! Sheesh....

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (4/19/2007 12:52:16 PM)
cracks whip time to nip that bad behavior in the arse!!

HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (4/19/2007 12:56:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl may i ask why do you keep them in your closet? cabana boys need fresh sea air to breathe too I don't know.... they collapsed in my suite and I was tired of stepping over them so I shoveled them into the closet ......... CLEAN UP CREW !!!!

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (4/19/2007 1:11:51 PM)
put those poor, worn out men in the aloha deck for some rest and medical attention if needed

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