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lonlyrossInNeed -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (4/19/2007 8:03:22 PM)

ummmm whoo dose then becouse i know i have a chian on my collar to the bed




HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (4/19/2007 8:04:32 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl
hires the expert legal services of Winston & Strawn


*bribes the all the judges *




HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (4/19/2007 8:13:56 PM)

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ORIGINAL: HarleyKitty69

files a official complain with managment for not providing enough supplys of TB 5000 for the cruise

*calling my lawyer ..want one now.....being run over by troll on cruise....... impregnated by troll......sue for child support... sue for breach of contract..... not enjoyable..... not pleasurable...... emotional suffering.... expectation not met.......

Well Harley*dons official looking glasses and executive suit* The TB 5000 is a marketing prototype in sales testing.  As such production of only a limited number of TB 5000's were authorized for the test as no data was available to accuately predict the popularity of the product.  Now that the popularity of the product has been established full production of the TB 5000 can commence.  We will have fresh supplies of the production model available as soon as possible.  We at HydroCo greatly appreciate your current and future patronage.




HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (4/19/2007 8:15:13 PM)

*pouts*
I want one NOW !!




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (4/19/2007 8:18:43 PM)

bribes the jury 




HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (4/19/2007 8:31:37 PM)

*Finishes wrapping CD's extra special one of a kind uber-present for her birthday*




SweetSarijane -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (4/19/2007 8:32:39 PM)

*takes some practice swings and "accidentally" beheads a troll* Cool!!! Hey greed....erm...I got 2 of em...could let ya borrow one til the new shipment gets in.




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (4/19/2007 8:34:09 PM)

one hint please ...i want to shake the box!!




HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (4/19/2007 8:36:27 PM)

No CD!! Shaking it could be a very very very very bad idea.  And this is coming from me...I know a little something about bad ideas and potentially world ending scenarios....I cause them frequently.




HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (4/19/2007 8:40:22 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl

bribes the jury 



what jury ???
Jury was dismissed
*stuff jury money in bra and heads of to the black jack table with the judge*




lonlyrossInNeed -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (4/19/2007 8:41:51 PM)

shake box ?




HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (4/19/2007 8:44:35 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: SweetSarijane

*takes some practice swings and "accidentally" beheads a troll* Cool!!! Hey greed....erm...I got 2 of em...could let ya borrow one til the new shipment gets in.


would you please #2 ??

aims
swiiiiiiiings
hits troll in the groin
troll flies into the wall
FOUL
OH NO YOU DON'T
batter batter batter battter
aaaiiiimmmmmsss
swiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiings
it is good
troll flies overboard
SCOOOOOOOOOORE




HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (4/19/2007 8:47:45 PM)

Don't kill all the trolls....yet.  That's CD's birthday entertainment.




HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (4/19/2007 8:49:52 PM)

To late at least 5 of them are either dead or went overboard

BTW who is keeping score ???

At last count CM Cruise 5
trolls 0




HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (4/19/2007 8:53:39 PM)

well it's time for me to exit stage right
good night everybody




SweetSarijane -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (4/19/2007 8:56:17 PM)

Trust me greed....it'll take a lot to get rid of all the trolls in steerage.




HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (4/19/2007 8:58:10 PM)

I'd just be happy in we had some sort of auto defense system to keep them there.  That way no one has to be worried about troll spunk darts.




SweetSarijane -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (4/19/2007 9:00:06 PM)

Tell me about it dragon. Damn...somebody needs to get to work on that invention asap.




HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (4/19/2007 9:05:35 PM)

MWUAHAHAHAHA!!! AT LAST I HAVE A DRAGON INVENTION TO WORK ON!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!




imthatacheyouhav -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (4/19/2007 9:06:49 PM)

Star Wars defense system for trolls...could be good....




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