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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 4/23/2007 8:29:54 PM   
sambamanslilgirl


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we're going to the Greek Isles!!


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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 4/23/2007 8:31:21 PM   
subtravels


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Status: offline 		I heard the music playing and decided it might be time to get on the party ship....my bags are packed, clothes all nice and clean, not to mention I just got a new pair of sandals...

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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 4/23/2007 8:33:34 PM   
sambamanslilgirl


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Status: offline 		welcome aboard! i'm your cruise director and enjoy the fun, delights of this ship.  *claps hands* oh cabana boys, get this woman a drink - NOW!


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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 4/23/2007 8:34:04 PM   
HarleyKitty69


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quote:

ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl

what the hell!?!

we're going to the Greek Isles!!



not anymore I hi jacked the bridge and gave orders to change course...
I wanna go see Santa
we're heading to the northpole
nneeeeenneeeeeer neeeeeeeeneeeeeeerrr neeeeeeeeeeenneeeeerrrrrr

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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 4/23/2007 8:38:16 PM   
sambamanslilgirl


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Status: offline 		i have it on good authority that Santa's vacationing in the Greek Isles, Harley

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...announcing Mr. & Mrs. British Petrol ...yeah, marrying into oil is slick business...

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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 4/23/2007 8:41:33 PM   
HarleyKitty69


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quote:

ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl

i have it on good authority that Santa's vacationing in the Greek Isles, Harley


no he's not .........he's back at home getting ready for next x-mas
Thats what Mr.s Santa said on the phone.....
we are on our way to pick her up and to visit Santa
I need to wish for more cabana boys the ones I got ain't doing it ..
I need more more more more more more more more more more more

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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 4/23/2007 8:46:31 PM   
sambamanslilgirl


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Status: offline 		*giggles*  you didn't recognize my voice?  i'm Mrs. Claus - well one of  3 wives in his poly relationship  *wink*

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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 4/23/2007 9:15:28 PM   
subtravels


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Status: offline 		Thanks samba....can i get one of those little twizzlers in my colada? i just love to play with twizzlers...

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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 4/24/2007 5:56:25 AM   
sambamanslilgirl


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Status: offline 		sure anything you want ...we aim to please our passengers

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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 4/24/2007 1:04:11 PM   
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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 4/24/2007 1:05:47 PM   
sambamanslilgirl


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make sure you swab the decks in a spit polish shine!


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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 4/24/2007 1:07:47 PM   
HarleyKitty69


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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 4/24/2007 1:13:33 PM   
HarleyKitty69


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Status: offline 		Walks buttnekkid into lounge to see if Billy Idol has arived yet.
orders a drink and text messages AGAIN the managment that she uped the order to 6 cabana boys per day
and a reminder that she payed double to have Billy Idol on cruise for  a  week


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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 4/24/2007 1:17:18 PM   
sambamanslilgirl


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Status: offline 		good afternoon, cruise passengers,

due to an unfortunate accident, Billy Idol will not be joining us this week as we visit the Greek Isles.

we apologize for this inconvenience.

CD


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...2011 - year of the fabulous rock star life ...and i do it so well...


...announcing Mr. & Mrs. British Petrol ...yeah, marrying into oil is slick business...

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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 4/24/2007 6:08:14 PM   
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Status: offline 		Did he survive the "unfortunate accident " CD???

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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 4/24/2007 7:32:26 PM   
sambamanslilgirl


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Status: offline 		oh he survived but he won't be singing more more more more more any time soon  *weg*

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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 4/24/2007 8:20:24 PM   
SweetSarijane


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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 4/24/2007 9:32:49 PM   
HarleyKitty69


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quote:

ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl

good afternoon, cruise passengers,

due to an unfortunate accident, Billy Idol will not be joining us this week as we visit the Greek Isles.

we apologize for this inconvenience.

CD



Text message her Lawyer for breach of contract since Billy Idol still has not arrived.
Textmessage mangement with conformation of getting 7 cabana boys now per day as stipulated in contract..............
walk butt nekkid into cabana boys quarters and picks 8 boys for the night..locks herself and boys into her suite ...... nneeeneeeerneeeeeeneeeeerrr

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Sarcasm, just another service I provide


.....I am who I am .......

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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 4/25/2007 5:52:17 AM   
sambamanslilgirl


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NO Billy Idol

NO 7 cabana boys - will get 2 every 2 weeks

NO other deals

FINAL offer


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...2011 - year of the fabulous rock star life ...and i do it so well...


...announcing Mr. & Mrs. British Petrol ...yeah, marrying into oil is slick business...

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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 4/25/2007 9:53:52 AM   
HarleyKitty69


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quote:

ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl

text message to Harley from management

NO Billy Idol

NO 7 cabana boys - will get 2 every 2 weeks

NO other deals

FINAL offer




*textmessage from laywer DO NOT TAKE OFFER.. will sue CD out of her ship , house and home......for breach of contract, taking payments for services not delivered......taking bribes and not delievering services *
takes 9 cabanaboys and locks herself in her suite and refuses to come out till Billy Idol arrives.......neeeeeeeneeeeeerneeeeeeeeeneeeeeeeeer

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I am who I am
A Sammy to no end

Sarcasm, just another service I provide


.....I am who I am .......

Sammie Service Slave with a Hippie ScooterTrash Attitude

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