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Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 2/12/2007 12:50:31 PM

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it has been a busy weekend of trolls and nonsense threads so it's time for some fun and debauchery.

welcome to the CM Party Cruise ship!

drinks are being served on decks club, aloha, dungeon. for the trolls - watered down whiskey in steerage class. they will also be used time to time for lessons in bondage and punshiment.

sign up for our daily naked twister and win a prize or truth or dare BDSM style. on aloha deck - sexy wenches will dance for you every night.

all-you-can-eat buffet style in the dining rooms. steerage class will be served bowls of tepid gruel twice a day.

oh, ladies, the Jolly Green Giant promises to keep his hands (and other body parts) to himself

enjoy and have fun
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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 2/12/2007 12:52:00 PM

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I'm packed & ready to go. I am I am. My toybox is in one hand, suitcase in the other, lets go CRUISING!

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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 2/12/2007 12:54:57 PM

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oooooh... I was waiting for this to leave the docks... woohoo... I love cruises... and thank you for taking care of that pesky Jolly Green Giant for me... he's a big meany, until he's got some apple-tinis in him anyhow

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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 2/12/2007 12:57:26 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl

for the trolls - watered down whiskey in steerage class. they will also be used time to time for lessons in bondage and punshiment.

*Spikes hair, eats goat, dons ragged shorts and no shirt*

im heer to worship u, mistress. i can worship u for ours.

no i'm not troll i shudnt get put in dujon. i here to worship u. i dont deserve punishment. im not worthy. please whip me ive been bad

urs

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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 2/12/2007 1:00:58 PM

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I wil be waiting when the ship docks at a Nigerian port with slavemagret, humble27, pinkbarbara, serahhop, hannaforlove1 and janedre01 ...They are all so lovely...I can't wait for you to meet them!!!

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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 2/12/2007 1:01:09 PM

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*cracks whip* get to that St. Andrew's cross, troll. you're going to be our first demostration of the night.

welcome, ladies. yes mr. Green Giant is behaving this time and knows Hydro will kick his ass if he doesn't.

nude sunbathing is allowed on the upper decks

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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 2/12/2007 1:03:01 PM

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I wil be waiting when the ship docks at a Nigerian port with slavemagret, humble27, pinkbarbara, serahhop, hannaforlove1 and janedre01 ...They are all so lovely...I can't wait for you to meet them!!!

are they owned by you or you are selling them for profit?

the captain wants to know

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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 2/12/2007 1:04:56 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl

*cracks whip* get to that St. Andrew's cross, troll. you're going to be our first demostration of the night.

Troll: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

English: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

Yours,

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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 2/12/2007 1:15:11 PM

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that's more like it, troll. *tosses a lamb chop at him*

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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 2/12/2007 1:33:18 PM

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Could someone please point me and my mutes to our cabin

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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 2/12/2007 1:35:10 PM

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Why should we? They won't say thanks, anyway.

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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 2/12/2007 1:35:27 PM

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---------------------> that way.
:)

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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 2/12/2007 1:38:33 PM

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Where are the cabana boys? This subbie's on vacation... I'd like any tropical drink that has an umbrella in it please...

make it with an extra shot of rum too!

My Papi likes a Pina Colada with a Bacardi 151 floater and it has to be made... oh, never mind, I'd rather take care of him myself...

But, please continue with my Mai Tai

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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 2/12/2007 1:40:20 PM

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*claps hands*

your sexy, oiled, muscled cabana boys are here ready to serve you

treat her right, guys

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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 2/12/2007 1:41:28 PM

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oooh... wait, never mind the mai tai... wait right there... I'll get the drinks and be right back for the cabana boys and my rubdown

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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 2/12/2007 1:42:04 PM

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I think I'm seasick. Dramamine anyone? (sp??)

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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 2/12/2007 1:44:51 PM

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go to the club deck and visit our hot new doctor. he has a cure for your seasickness ...and more

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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 2/12/2007 1:49:37 PM

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When is BDSM Truth or Dare Start? Where do I sign up?

Where are the sexy wenches again? I gave the one we borrowed last night back to Hydro....

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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 2/12/2007 1:56:25 PM

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There's naked karaoke out on the Lido deck!

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RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! - 2/12/2007 2:03:01 PM

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no cops on board i hope...gotta get my smoke on

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