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You might be submissive if...... - 1/28/2004 5:28:45 PM   
shai^tana


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With the generous permission of this ones' Master, the following is posted in the hopes it may be found to be amusing to some.

You might be submissive if...

..you hear the term "House Whip" on CNN and then get disappointed that
they're talking about politics.

...a friend of yours tells you she can't get out of the house because she's all tied up....and you get jealous.

...stocks and bonds fascinate you, but you could care less what happens on Wall Street.

...you find yourself lying about your birthday just to get in an extra spanking or two during the course of a year.

... deep in your mind, you think of tic-tac-toe as a game being played between the X's and The Story of O's.

...you hear a confused person say, "Beat me!" and you automatically yell out "Me next!"

...you think the best part of going to church is getting to kneel.

...you make up extra sins at confession so you can get a heavier penance.

...you actually wish your Mastercard would give you orders.

...you think that the three basic materials for bed sheets are linen, silk and leather.

...you call your personal vibrator "Sir".

..you think your panties look best on you when pulled down around your knees.

...you see a road sign displaying, "Chains required" and wonder if that means, whips are optional.

...you read a headline about sub warfare, and picture two naked women cat-fighting over a cute Dom.

...you dream of a beautiful leather jacket with a full face hood.


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RE: You might be submissive if...... - 1/29/2004 6:04:19 PM   
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Jeff Foxworthy would be proud! Enjoyed the post.

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RE: You might be submissive if...... - 2/23/2004 12:39:43 PM   
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~CRACKING UP~ i can't tell you how many times i've secretly called my vibrator (fondly referred to as Bob) "Sir" lol. It's amazing how many things in every day life can be ............... twisted ~wicked grin~

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RE: You might be submissive if...... - 3/5/2004 4:50:11 PM   
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Loved it, one only knows how often I've said the same things in RL. Foxworthy not only would love it, I think he would be jelious !!!!!

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RE: You might be submissive if...... - 9/20/2008 5:12:58 PM   
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that was awesome, loved reading it.

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RE: You might be submissive if...... - 9/20/2008 5:18:17 PM   
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oh too funny! i have the very same thing in my journal!! good times!

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RE: You might be submissive if...... - 9/20/2008 5:20:58 PM   
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Now come on people, let's add to it...

If you hear that Master so and so is coming over and you are disappointed to find out it is British royalty, you might be submissive.
*just off the top of my head, mind you.

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RE: You might be submissive if...... - 9/21/2008 1:03:42 PM   
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When playing tic-tac-toe you want to be x's because they remind you of St Andrew's crosses.

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RE: You might be submissive if...... - 9/23/2008 3:10:18 PM   
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You might be submissive if the thought of getting wrapped in your work makes you daydream of being mummified by your Domme.

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RE: You might be submissive if...... - 9/24/2008 1:18:30 AM   
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You might be submissive if you watch Roots and wonder why all the black people seem so miserable!

...Oh man...I'm getting angry letters now, aren't I?

-Tabris

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RE: You might be submissive if...... - 9/26/2008 4:54:44 PM   
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lol

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RE: You might be submissive if...... - 9/26/2008 4:57:25 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: TabrisMaceth

You might be submissive if you watch Roots and wonder why all the black people seem so miserable!

...Oh man...I'm getting angry letters now, aren't I?

-Tabris


Hmmmmm...  Well, let me see...  You just MIGHT!

How about, if you watched "The Holocaust" and wondered what all the Jews were bitchin' about?
Or, if you watched "Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee," and wondered why all those Indians looked so unhappy!

Let's spread the ignorance around, please...

Black people shouldn't receive it all.

< Message edited by Blaakmaan -- 9/26/2008 5:04:35 PM >

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